(trouble maker) the people are scared of terrorists hidden all throughout korea. to take out those terrorists we've assembled an elite squad. everyone, stay alert. you don't know where a terrorist might be. yes, sir. all members,
move to the nearby household. what kind of terrorist is at a household? honey, i'm home! what? you bought another bike? you already have one. that was a free gift from a newspaper subscription. it's too embarrassing to ride that. this is for riding along hangang. cool, right?
geez... they both look like the same bikes to me. they are not the same! this is a smart 21-gear hybrid premium edition! geez... hey, what's this? you bought another watch? well... it's not a normal watch. it's a smart watch. it shows how many kilometers i rode my bike and how many calories i've burned.
i can even read text messages from you. how well can you see texts on this small things? it is small... that's why i got a bigger new cell phone! a terrorist! get down! i bought insoles for myself! with these on, i can be taller than... i'm still shorter! you're always wasting money. it drives me nuts.
- are you upset? cheer up. / - forget it. fine then. summer vacation is all up to you. pick any country. really? then... france! let's go to france! that's kind of pricey... come on, honey! france! - france? / - yeah.
agreed! yeah! france! i bought a soccer video game! you can be france. i'll be korea. let's have a blast this summer vacation. he's the worst! - i'd better go in myself. / - yes, sir. hey, son! - father. / - dad.
son. i bought an imported car with your credit card. dad, you don't even have a license. - i got a driver for myself too. / - what? now you don't need to pick me up at the bus terminal when i visit. oh, and you can pay the driver's salary. dad! the terrorist has been suppressed!
- nice. / - we've suppressed him. he's been suppressed. nice. move to the nearby vale. what kind of terrorist could be at a vale? let's have a blast at this vale! - some music! / - turn it on! now for some music... excuse me, ma'am.
- ma'am! / - goodness! you almost popped my eardrum. you shouldn't be this loud here. and you are? do you own this land or something? oh, it's not like that... then why are you telling us what to do? you shouldn't bother other people in a public place. - you're the one bothering us! / - yeah! then please turn your music off.
you're so petty and cheap... geez... turn the music off. terrorist! get down! i want to have a fun at a refreshing vale too! want to go with me? i should work hard. hey! i'm all hungry from singing. let's have whole chicken soup.
the vale water is great. - boil it up. / - excuse me, ma'am. you're going to cook here? why? are you going to cook for us? no. you're not allowed to cook here. are you the head of the ministry of environment? why are you all up in my business? do you want us to eat a raw chicken like wolves? it's not like that...
what if you cause a fire? there's even a sign. i'm not trying to set this mountain on fire! i just want to turn this stove on! and you're really making me burn up inside! i can't take this anymore! i'm going in there myself! gosh, i just wanted some peace and quiet... if you want peace and quiet, go to a deserted island. don't come here and complain.
honey. what's going on? that girl has been saying that i'm loud... - and that i shouldn't shout. / - what? did you own this vale, missy? - too loud... / - at a place like this... you can be a little loud! honey... honey, i can't hear!
honey! mission complete! (descendants of pyongyang) good work on coming down to south korea. we're at this beach to report south korean vacation culture to the north. don't forget that! yes, sir! and don't make it seem like you're from the north.
don't worry, sir. i've studied all the south korean trends. i even brought these trendy cooling sleeves which. i brought some too. nope, nope! the trendy sleeves are... blackboard sleeves! what are those? try to stay current with the trends!
comrade. what's that in your hand? it's pokemon go, which is very popular here. what's popular is... tamagotchi! time to feed my pet. no kids play with these anymore! i have mats. buy a mat. $3 for a mat.
he sure is working hard in this heat. we should help him. but, sir... are you trying to help a south korean? we're the same people! we should help each other! - hello, sir. / - hi. $3 for a mat? that's right.
i'll take all the ones you have. what? you don't have to do this... thank you so much. $10 for a mat! 2 for $20! - so cheap! / - sir! - what are you doing? / - shut it! we're not here for fun. don't get distracted.
i hear they hit on girls in south korea. how do you do that? just go and ask them to hang out. alright. excuse me. want to hang out with us? really? so you guys are buying shots? what? leave the shots to me!
where do you want me to shoot? what are you doing? get it together! that gun is only for when your life is in danger! put it away. comrade, it's hot out. do we have some food? that's why i bought this ice cream by the entrance. give me a bite of that ice cream!
- just a bite! / - beat it! - give me a bite! / - beat it! hold it right there! bring me that ice cream! sir... now peace has been restored. it's the police! take your clothes off and get in disguise! change into these!
put this on. there. - did you all put it on? / - yes, sir! we changed, sir! we got a call about north korean spies. have you seen anyone suspicious? no, we haven't. - what the... / - north korea? you guys are the spies!
arrest them! - no! / - hold on... - him too! / - no! let's go, korea! ♪ oh, let's go, korea ♪ (detective song) chief. this idea for the project was mine. yours?
there's no yours or mine. i got it done first. you be the chief then. you're always doing this to me! you talk too much. make me some coffee. you're good at that. and don't spit in it. chief... a person has died. a person has died!
so this is the scene of the crime. who are you guys? i'm a deputy. i'm a manager. i solve every case. i'm detective sherlock. i'm watson. where did you go? a good restaurant. was it good?
there was a hair in the food. nauseating. hold on. are you guys really detectives? what were you two doing before this happened? i was preparing the pt for this new cell phone. - this is the cell phone? / - yes. doesn't look so special.
hardly. there's a fingerprint reader too. other companies have that too. it can even read your iris. how much is it? $700. - i'll look around more. / - sure. wait, hold on! what are you saying? so who is the culprit?
i've never been wrong about these things. this murder was done by someone in the company. the scene of the crime has been cleaned. the culprit is a woman! we don't have any female employees here. really? the victim's neck has deep finger nail marks. it means the culprit is a woman with long nails! we have no women here.
yeah? a tumbler. seeing that the tumbler is pink, the culprit is a woman! we have no women here! why don't you have any women? i have no women in my life either. they say that there's a lid for every pot. so do i have a match too?
i meant pots. i should've been born a pot. - what are you saying? / - watson. it's your time now. alrighty! the fact that there was a murder means that this victim had conflicts with people near him. - you. / - yes. what did you think of this man?
the chief had to have everything he wanted. but i've never had any trouble with him. then... you. i've had my eyes on you. why are you trembling? what? am i right on the mark? you're still trembling now! it's air conditioning overexposure.
you should wear long sleeves indoors. but do not go out in long sleeves. people will think you're mental. such privileged information. step aside. so many questions in this case. no evidence or grudges. so many questions... from one to ten...
♪ everything i say is for you ♪ ♪ you don't listen and think it's nagging ♪ singing! - ♪ let's stop, let's stop ♪ / - get out! get out! ♪ i hear your nagging ♪ those fools. they almost had me. better get rid of the evidence. where's his cell phone?
looking for this? i picked up a cell phone on my way out. i checked the text messages. "i'll get you for this." "tell me unless you want to die." who sent these threats to the victim? i can find out if i call this number. no... no! why are you calling? why aren't you home yet?
hey, that's my wife! hang up! - this is your phone! / - it's my phone! (can't take it back) sorry, sora. did you wait long? work ended really late. it's okay. work must've been tough. good work. you're looking out for me?
you're so sweet and pretty, sora. - i am? / - yeah. do i look more like a puppy or cat? got to stay focused! she looks like a person! one wrong word and i'll never hear the end of it! yes... stop asking me such ridiculous questions! puppy face? cat face?
how dare i compare you to animals? to me, you look like a top actress. gosh! you like me that much? sure. - honey, honey. / - yeah, yeah. - it's the weekend. / - yup, it is. so what are we going to do now? what should we do?
there's nothing to do! i want to ask her! what should i do? yes. i'll suggest we go somewhere cool. sora, since it's hot out, how about we go see a movie? again? another movie? we saw one yesterday and the day before.
do you date me just to go watch movies? if that's not the case, use your head! geez! that's the wrong answer. what do i say? yes. i'll suggest something different. sora, how about we hang out at my place? i'll cook you something yummy. your place? why all of a sudden?
what you trying to do there? no, no. i really wasn't thinking about that. pure thoughts. oh, so if we go to your place you'll have candles, balloons and roses all ready? i guess you remembered what day today is. of... of course i know! what day is it today?
- our 400th... / - our 400th day was last week. yeah, it was. so it's our 407th day! sora! it's our 407th day! how could you forget what today is? it's the first day you walked me home. how could you forget about today? this wasn't an important day to you? hey, janggun!
it's seunghye. don't you remember? - oh! seungtae's younger sister! / - yes! you sure grew up. you look so pretty now. - you could get married now. / - oh, come on... oh, right. say hello to my girlfriend. - hello. / - hello. let's get dinner with seungtae one day.
sounds great! - good-bye! / - good-bye. she sure grew up... she's cute. judging by her eyes, she's already coming up with wild accusations! what do i do? yes. let me put her at ease for now.
we grew up in the same neighborhood. we're just friends. you start off as friends and then you get married. why don't you go get her? wrong answer... yes. i'll just pretend not to care. just some girl i know. no. she's pretty enough to get married now, right? oh, please!
she's still a baby. a baby? does that make me a grandma? no... i'm sorry i'm such an old grandma! that won't work either... yes. i'll make the first move. she's not cute at all! didn't you see her from up close?
her calves are this thick, she has no waistline and her neck is all wrinkly. when did you see all those details? - you sure took a thorough look. / - no... go take a closer look then! you'd better stay sharp! i was super focused... (jang star entertainment)
wow, so this is jang star entertainment? i'm going to pass the audition and become a star! no! you can't be a star! cut the music. move it, move it. wow! first generation idol turned producer. you're jang star? so you recognize me. nice to meet you. mr. jang, i want to be a star.
- you want to be a star? / - yes! - you want to make it big? / - yes! what's in here? nothing. like your potential. you have none! go home. you're very handsome in person. i'll make you a star.
thank you! you know who they are, right? of course. b.a.m. bam! bam, bam, bam! - gung! / - gung, gung, gung! a poor guy from jeonju and a punk from daejeon. and i made them stars! try to look mysterious.
so cool... you can recognize a star by their greeting. show me your greeting. 2, 3... hello! i want to be a star! i'm song jaein! nice to meet you! song jaein? - i'm song jaein! / - no! you can't be a star! guys, show them our greeting.
swag! 2, 3... hello! we jump over eras... and carry the music industry... we will forever be in your hearts. we are... gung, gung, gung! 2, 3! that's us!
so this is how stars greet people? you just wing it. it's real simple. they just do whatever they want and at the end, they just say, "that's us!" nothing to it. why'd you do that? just for kicks. that's what makes a star. a poor guy from jeonju!
a punk from daejeon! i made these two stars! why do you keep doing that dance? just for kicks. no real reason. it's just for kicks. hey, go inside and act mysterious. - training starts for real now. / - yes. let me hear you sing. ♪ the only thing i can give you ♪
is nothing! you have nothing to offer! why is your voice so weak? so teach me vocalization. this is our agency's top vocalization trainer. jjaparoti! jjaparoti? wow! hello! you're the vocalization trainer, right? i can't hear you, teacher.
why do you speak so softly? are you kidding me? you call this vocalization? you call this vocalization! you can vocalize now. i can? you shouted, "you call this vocalization?" there's nothing to it! go act mysterious, fool!
- go inside. / - bam, bam, bam! gosh, this is so stinking annoying! what did you just say? that this is so stinking annoying! you're so unrefined! a star can't be unrefined. then please teach me some class. our top trainer in manners.... jjanti!
hello. i'm the trainer on manners. i'm jjanti. a star must always act classy. you're very handsome. oh, that's no, no! try complimenting me. you're handsome. you seem cool... and such great fashion...
your reactions must be classy too. are you dieting? of course. i ate a tomato earlier. tomato... that's no, no! then what do i call it? tomato. - oh... tomato! / - tomato! right. your pronunciation must also be classy. wow, you have such good pronunciation.
are you from the u.s.? oh, i'm from damyang. where is damyang? he meant damyang, jeollanam-do. i'm a damyang native. a damyang native? mr. jang, what is all this? what do you mean? you're now a star! (manga teacher)
nina. does that feel good? dang it! i don't want to be in class. yeah! man, what a drag. so annoying! nina, did you hear? the new student teacher is a total jerk. don't worry.
i'll just torment him and make him leave like the last one. - just watch. / - just watch! where's suji though? suji? wow... suji of the judo club! calm down. suji, did you hear?
totally! trouble! looks like there's going to be trouble! suji. you don't need to do anything. we'll give him a proper welcoming. for sure. - right? / - of course! coming... the student teacher?
sleep is coming. snore, snore. what the... she must be controlling her pace. anyway, let's show that student teacher who's boss. - let's show him! / - geez... what's with his character? a good teacher
should see eye-to-eye with his students. - get it together. / - sorry, sorry. hello, class. i'll be taking over class 3-7. my name is mr. shine. - shine? / - shine? i'll brighten your day. sunshine. he's such a creep!
man, what a drag! it's just as i've heard. class 3-7 is filled with problem students. so what? - if you don't want to teach us, leave! / - yeah! ladies... it's... it's, it's... normal students... are like this clean and white paper.
and... you problem students... are like this crumpled paper. - how could you say that? / - that's so mean! but don't worry! crumpled paper... can fly farther. you can fly! i can fly too! i can fly!
sorry. please be quiet! - how many languages was that? / - yeah... time to shine again. so allow me to introduce myself. it's uneven and messy. gosh, he's such a creep. hey, did you bring what i told you to? i brought everything.
let's really let him have it. okay. students, what are you doing? what? we're helping you in case you're hot. - yeah! / - i can't take this any longer. step forward now. annoyed! annoyed! i'm really annoyed! suji! you'll catch a cold.
oh, it's touching. heart racing. i almost fell for him. i'm going back to sleep. ladies! shine again. so let's dive into class. it's splash... and flailing around.
geez... gosh... - i don't want to be in class. / - yeah. let's go to sleep. let's sleep. students, if you take a look at page 3... get up now! good morning! what? good morning? teacher!
- we don't want to have class! / - yeah! if you don't want to have class then i'll give you homework instead. - what? / - whatever. - these... / - what the... - and... / - gosh... - these. / - why are there so many? what do you want me to do? sleep well.
this is my homework for you. homework is the best! suji, help us! i want to sleep on your arm. it's touching! i fell for it! - she sleeps well. / - so weird... - we have to succeed in our last plan. / - alright. a spider! help!
oh, you bad spider. we yank out the chair at the count of 3. of course! - 1, 2... / - 2... - 3! / - 3! got you. i won't let you go. oh, it's touching! - touching. / - heart racing.
(large love) minkyoung. why are you so mad again? minsang. don't you understand women? when a girl says something is pretty, it means she wants it. i know that too i said those pork hocks were pretty.
saying pork hocks are pretty... alright, i'm sorry. it's my fault. that's why i took you out here for barbecue. i'll let it slide this time. the bill please. minkyoung, let's sit there. let's just sit at a clean table. their grill is heated up. - we can cook the meat right away. / - right!
let me clean this up for you. just leave it. so what kind of meat would you like? should we have cow or pig? cow, since it cooks faster. alright. we'll have cow. cow? what cut would you like? cow. it's not like you're going to eat an entire cow...
- oh, an entire cow? / - yes. alright... i'll have two plus. all of our meat is rated a plus, plus. no, no. two plus. two more cows. - so three total cows? / - yes. i guess you won't need rice or noodles. - just a joke. / - okay.
- i'll bring you everything. / - yes. - got to go to a butcher... / - go ahead. we must've lost weight. why does he keep making strange jokes. don't worry about it. oh, right. they want me to get a health checkup at work. free gastroscopy. minkyoung, are you insane?
you can't eat for a day before a gastroscopy! no way! throw that out! my company must be insane. i'm quitting that job. not again. i told you not to say that. i didn't really mean it... but still. you said that last time too.
that's why you can't make it. what? that's why i can't make it? i'm going. hey, minkyoung! hey! getting mad over nothing... - she gets upset so easily... / - your meat is here. - mister. / - yes? we ordered 3 cows and this is all we get? it's such a big order. i'm still working on it.
- you're working on it? / - yes. all done. you can bring it now. yes, thank you. - minkyoung. / - yeah? that really looks good on you. you can start grilling. you can cut the burnt parts off with this. - why? / - why?
just a joke. - just eat the burnt part. / - thank you. this looks great. let's eat, minkyoung. start grilling. this reminds me... remember you were flailing around in the sea and i saved you? i was breathing then. why did you try to give me mouth to mouth?
why'd you do that? tell me. you had a mackerel in your mouth. you were about to pass out, but kept biting down. minkyoung! i knew you'd be here. byungchul... look here. how long are you going to chase her around? until the end of my life.
minkyoung saved my life. when an escaped elephant was chasing me in the zoo, minkyoung tripped the elephant and it fell! i just looked down at my shoe laces. no, minkyoung! that elephant needs a metal leg now! i brought something for you. a convertible car.
minkyoung, let's go. this is great! 5 minutes until it's cooked. you eat it, minkyoung! delicious! minkyoung, so this is your choice? love is so hard! i feel bad... kim minkyoung.
this is always happening. i feel uneasy about dating you. hey, you're suffocating me. don't be like this. if you're going to be like this, let's just break up. how could you say that so... fine. let's break up for real. hey, minsang! dummy.
he left his bag. the pork hock i said that was pretty. that jerk. he was going to hog it himself! minkyoung! minkyoung... did you see my bag? my bag... here. you didn't look inside, did you? - i didn't. / - bye.
he didn't notice! (knew this would happen) - boss. / - yeah. the smuggled goods from abroad have arrived. great. i finally get the rare white porcelain. where is it? it's in one of these boxes. - finding it is a matter of time. / - yes. it's worth $40 million.
let's sell it and get filthy rich. behind jungeun's back. - we're rich now! / - yes! hey, yeongjin. what do you think you're doing? how did you know we were here? you trying to take that treasure for yourself? i don't think so. how did he know our plan?
i have a photo of the mole from a security camera. why are you telling me this now? - since it's me. / - what? i knew this would happen, which is why i got him some land in jeju-do. lee hyori is my next door neighbor. it's a nice neighborhood. you didn't even know your own guy betrayed you. that's what you call an idiot.
- that's right, idiot. / - what? i knew this would happen! which is why i bought him a hotel. - no need to check out at 12 now. / - good. i put a tracking device on the porcelain. oh, a tracking device. - this is all we need. / - yes. but why won't it turn on? which is why i took the batteries out!
it doesn't have batteries! which is why i brought my tv remote. why'd you bring that? so i can use the batteries from here! - i didn't think of that. / - put them in. let's find this thing now. it'll be in my hands soon. which is why i switched it for a game console! what is this?
it's a video game... dang it! the real tracker is here. turn it on. - so the treasure is here. / - right here. good. hey, what's going on? why is it moving? why is it moving? where is it going? which is why i put the tracking device on your wife.
she's at the department store again! she used my credit card again! - let's find the treasure ourselves. / - yes. i think it's in this box. which is why i've been undercover here! park yeongjin and song jungeun! you two are under arrest for smuggling! put him in! get in there!
you're all under arrest for... close it. he startled me. hold on... that means the treasure is in this box. let's see. the treasure! - i knew this would happen! / - right here! which is why i made many of them!
they're the same. can't tell which one is real, can you? only i know the real one! which one is the real one? i think this one is fake. idiot... i think this one is fake too. i think this one is fake... fake...
so this is the real one! this is all i need. - idiot. / - yeongjin. you're not getting out of here. this place is surrounded by customs agents. which is why i made an exit door here. which is why i just made it say "door." it's just a word! which is why i made a real door behind here.
a real door! i can get out through here. which is why i made a lock here! you don't know the passcode! is it 0000 by any chance? how did you know? 0000. it'll open now... why isn't it opening?
which is why i put a ton of zeroes here! what happened? bet you don't know which zero it is! - which is why i made a keyhole here. / - no! i can open this door with this key. let's open this now... which is why i made the keyhole really big! you can't open this with that. which is why i brought the right key for this lock!
- when did you get that? / - let me open this. it's open. let me open this now. which is why i made it a refrigerator! why is there a fridge back here? hey, yeongjin! you're never getting out of here without my help. so think hard. i don't think we have a choice.
this treasure... i guess we'll have to join forces. - hey, you'd better not betray me. / - sure! how do i know you won't betray me? let's take it out together. fine. we'll put it in this box and leave together. fine. let's go. which is why i was hidden here!
you're both arrested for smuggling! we didn't know this would happen! (like a family) we finally advance to the finals. goodness! very nice! those youngsters are very impressive. we should have fried chicken and beer for this. - right, honey? / - of course.
i'll order some. hi, i'd like 5 fried chickens... what? you're backed up on deliveries and we have to pick it up? - honey. / - but the finals are coming up. - so you're not going? / - i will. don't be like that, sister-in-law! all your in-laws are over and you make your husband do this?
you go get it yourself! i was going to put this expensive facial mask on you before the finals started. what are you doing? go get the chicken, bird brain! forget it. the finals are coming up. let's watch. turn the volume up. - gosh. / - what's going on? what's with this thing? the tv must be broken.
we can't watch the finals. did you hear that, dad? give me $20,000. why are you asking for money all of a sudden? the tv's broken. i should go watch the finals in brazil. why do you need $20,00 for that? i should stop at duty free to get lip balms for the women in the women's group!
fine! i'll get you a key chain too! you're a bad son... father, don't say that he's bad. my life is ruined because of him! why would you say that nonsense and make the poor girl cry? you're such a pain! you old bag, did you go rock climbing?
why are you climbing all over me? that reminds me. i saw you chatting up some old bag by the neighborhood hill. who was she? she was just there to go hiking. i'm going then. where? to pull out the hairs of that old hiking lady!
when that old bag says, "yahoo" at the peak, i'll hit her in the syrinx and make her scream instead. dad, we're here. why is everyone together? we're cheering for the korean team. who's that? we're going to get married. you're getting married?
when did you meet? outside just now. isn't she pretty? you fool. how many times must i tell you to look at the inside and not the outside? look at the inside? dad, after you said that to me i went on a blind date and
tried to look inside my date like this... i was taken to the police station! brother, stop it! act right in front of your little sister. as they used to say... the fish always stinks from the feet downwards. auntie, you're so ignorant. it's not feet. it's head! please read a book for once!
yeonggil! good for you. you're so smart! i want eel. dad, i want eel. eel? did you hear that, dad? give me $2,000 so i can get eel. how does it cost $2,000 for eel? i want to go to gochang to eat eel.
and not just eel. i want korean blackberry wine too! blackberry wine will give me virility! pay up. don't just sit there blinking! bro, stop asking dad for money. you should be giving him pocket money! dad, take this. gosh, what's going on?
it's trash. throw it out for me. get out. get out! i never had a son like you! never had a son? so we're unrelated? fine then, mister. you son of a... what? i'm a son now? am i a son or not?
decide, mr. dad! mr. dad? don't be like that, daesung! don't act that way to a man who will soon have "the late" in front of his name! me? i'll be the late kim junho soon? stay out of this, dad! you make me so angry! what is the meaning of this?
we all got together to cheer! i'm not going to cheer if you're all acting like this! korea is in the finals and it starts now! gosh, the tv is working again! you cheer by yourselves! come on. cheer with us. cheer? ♪ hand in hand ♪ - dad! / - ♪ over walls ♪
(1 vs. 1) quiz show 1 vs. 1! we have lots of contestants today. let's meet the first contestant. i'm from l.a. my weight could kill you. i'm kilogram. ♪ i'm... kilo... gram... clap ♪ alright, alright. don't do that.
here's your first question. stop that. here's your first question! it's a question about a job. these people replace the lead actors when it comes to doing difficult or dangerous things. what is the name of this job? this is the answer.
difficult and dangerous. social media addicts. ♪ eat a lot for likes ♪ ♪ do dangerous things for likes ♪ ♪ do crazy things for likes ♪ ♪ hey, social media addict ♪ ♪ you just want attention ♪ ♪ why don't you just go to sleep? ♪ why are you saying this stuff?
it's hip hop. not because i only have one sns friend... please, minsang... - you want me to click like? / - no. stop that! stop messing around. here's your second question. this is a bird that can be commonly seen. it's a small bird with a black beak.
it goes, "chirp, chirp." what is the name of this bird? here's a hint. it ends in sae. ends in sae. ♪ the rio olympics is hot these days ♪ ♪ people watch the games all night ♪ ♪ korean athletes are always so strong ♪ ♪ can't turn the ac on because it's too expensive ♪
why did you end it with electricity bills? but it's really hot these days. you don't have to fan me. - i'm not fanning you. / - then what? stop it. let's meet our next contestant. good to see you, il hoseon. hello, minsang. i'm over here.
are those sunglasses? no, they're mussel shells. want some? who would eat the shells? don't you know the shell has the most nutrients? - you eat them then. / - oh, yeah. oh, come on! don't mess around.
here are your first questions. try to fill in the blanks to complete the movie title. here we go! kim ajoong stars in - blank beauty. / - hungry beauty. next! ryoo seungbum stars in... - the un-blank. / - the unfed. give me 13 cents for this bottle.
shut it! next! sooae stars in... food is far away. kim soohyun stars in... begging sexily. give me some change. just stay like that. let's meet the next contestant! this contestant has memorized every wrong answer to be on our show. this is jeong yunho.
nice to meet you. i've memorized these answers 100%. i think i can take the prize money today. that's great. i'll give you a test. this was from last year. when you're given a refund or returned some of the interest... rebate. amazing.
i really hope you win. we'll start with the easy questions. this is the first one. sports are hot now because of the rio olympics. this is a type of sport. what do they ride in cycling? i don't know! that wasn't in here! how could you not know that?
you know. a lot of couples ride this at hangang. you pedal it like this. oh! duck boats. no! not that! during a race a cyclist wears a helmet and cycling tights. what else do they need?
you know what it is! oh! confidence? no! give me one more chance. try to get the second question then. here's the second one. it's about christmas. christmas! i know! christmas is the biggest christian holiday
celebrating the birth of jesus christ every... - december 25th... / - alright! - here's your question! / - hurry! who gives gifts to kids on christmas? - that wasn't in here! / - geez! why don't you know this? we're excited as we wait for this person to bring us gifts. who is it?
the parcel deliveryman? who comes in at night when you're sleeping? - oh! my drunk dad. / - no! lunch? who made lunch? eat your mussel shells. oh, right. oh, yeah. stop messing around! 1st place is mine. jung haecheol, let's go, go, go! - i'll answer everything right. / - great, haecheol.
please just let me finish before answering. here i go. this is about the korean war. - general macarthur... / - liam neeson! no. let me finish. what he wanted was... - to sell 10 million tickets. / - no! let me finish. when he first came to korea...
i love you, "entertainment weekly." no! no. step messing around. read a book! i always read books. restaurant menus. don't mess around. i'm not feeling so good. upset pig. i'm good at fighting! boiled pork and kimchi?
i can take you out in one hit! - pork hock. / - hey! gosh, i can't believe this... zico and seolhyun. let's meet our last contestant. i go to the hospital these days, i'm lee byeongwon. hello, byeongwon. what will you do if you win the prize money? i'll go to mojito for a glass of maldives.
you've switched them around? i saw a really sexy girl on the way here. she was wearing netfish stockings. fishnet stockings? i tripped while staring at her and twisted my klean. you mean your ankle? - i twisted my klean. / - your ankle. kidding me are you?
- kidding me are you? / - what are you doing? massaging your shoulders. just answer the questions. here's your first one. this is a singing contest started in 1977 on mbc. it's a music festival for university students and it gave birth to many stars in the past. this show ended in 2012.
what is the name of this music festival. i love this show. answer! music university festival. why would you say that? it's all mixed up! festival music university. - are you kidding me? / - kidding me are you? - i'm messing your hair up. / - don't touch me!
forget that one. here's your second question. this system was made to maintain public order. it started in 1945 in korea and went on to the 1980s. what is this system that doesn't allow people to be out from midnight to 4 a.m.? this is a tough one. here's a hint. oh, i know this one.
fewcur night. it's all messed up! switch it up again! - curnight few. / - hey! - that was wrong? / - of course! i was going to sing a song if i won. what song? lee fortunate's "it's juck." you mean it's lee juck's...
♪ kidding me are you ♪ ♪ time for a massage ♪ stop! this has been... sang minyoo. it's yoo minsang! geez! (the demon) this is it. i can sense an incredible evil presence here. - it's a strong presence. / - stay calm.
i'd like a tumbler. - a tumbler? / - yes. tom! you told me to call tom. - i called tom! / - geez! it's a demon. it's a middle-aged man demon! come out of him! come out! the demon is out.
show us your true form. now! the middle-aged man demon! gosh, this watermelon is sweet. - delicious. / - where are you spitting that? wow, look at all this kitchenware. this is a ladle. a ladle. if i leave this somewhere i'd say, "see you, ladle."
like see you later! hey, glass mugs. put those down if you're going to do something weird. look at the mugs on these mugs! get it? geez! this is an earthen pot. hold on... earthen pot... if i do this it's addition.
subtraction, addition! stop it! listen up. what is a middle-aged man's favorite side dish? pickled vegetables. sounds like mister is the best! you're not laughing now. but listen up... as soon as your mom takes out picked vegetables
you're going to crack up! why are you laughing so hard? was that joke the best? hilarious! what a relief. i think the demon is gone. i'll go check. - hey, kid. are you okay? / - yes. - give me a call if anything happens. / - okay. what's this?
you said to give you a call. i'm giving you one now. can you pick it up? the demon is back! we're at a kitchenware shop. should i get you a set of knives as a gift? - great. / - hold on... i'll give you a cutting board too. i said i'd give you a tomato.
tomato! i'll give you a side dish bowl. - here. / - what is this? it's a half full bottle! want me to fill it up all the way? gosh... hey, demon. why are you doing this? you don't know? don't underestimate middle-aged men.
you kids go to the theater with your girlfriends to watch "train to busan." you watch this, right? we go places with our wives too! look. hiking. hike to the top! and you kids and your two-block cuts
leaving this part white and this part dark. we can do the two-block too! tan lines. white here and dark here. this is the middle-aged man two-block! why aren't you laughing? (please go away) where is my man
that will love me passionately on this hot summer night? bingo! mr. cutie guy. your beer looks very cold. can you pour me some too? how do i get rid of this drag queen? oh, this isn't beer. it's shaving cream.
i'll wipe you off. i should've dressed in drag instead. oh! a car key. you must have a car. let's go for a drive together. is this the used car dealership? i'd like to sell my car. you don't need to pay me much for it. bye. so... do you want to walk with me or what? let's go out for some food.
what do you like? what must i say for her to be totally repulsed by me? oh, i like everything. especially food off the floor. you're great at cleaning the floor! you're perfect for me! let's eat together. gosh, i'm drunk.
- these are rice puffs. / - goodness... excuse me, someone remove this bum. may i help you? hey, why is gymnast son yeonjae here instead of brazil? - beat it. / - ouch! i got hit by her baton. who are you? do you work here?
i'm a part-timer. but i have a big project coming up. so is it... business? spring cleaning my house. sometimes i find 10 cents in my sofa. if i find one, want to make a couple's account? i'm not going. go by yourself. i'll give you these. go make 300 accounts together.
so funny! you're hilarious. i'm hilarious too! try to guess. what's the most fun-loving country? kim heungguk! ♪ tiger swallowtail ♪ let's get it! happy? you told her, didn't you? why do you sound so sleazy?
did you drink cooking oil as a baby instead of milk? i'll destroy you. i'll destroy you! oh, smart guy! so you're... so... so you're reading a newspaper. i enjoy reading the paper too. it's such a chaotic world these days that i'm afraid to go outside. then don't come out.
don't be like that. i'm wearing perfume. is my scent too strong? well... on august 9th, the ruling party chose a party leader. what do you think about this? party leader... does he really like to party? - ♪ love is... ♪ / - what are you doing? it's a joke!
how about we go out? out... for next year's coming elections... hey, hey! beat it! i'm back! is 34 years old my unluckiest age? after playing mozart i feel like a drink. excuse me!
i'd like a bottle of your most expensive alcohol! luxury guy! so you're a violinist? i know how to play the violin as well. are you a zombie? i saw this in a movie. your eyes are like a deer's. you look like a farm servant. seeing you fills me with emotions.
seeing you fills me with grief. i'm intoxicated in this moment. i feel like i'm in danger. you're quite hunky. you're quite chunky! stop, stop, stop! it's finally time to choose. i've always liked manly men. the manlier of the two
will be my man of destiny today. first, cutie guy. hold on. let me do my eyelashes first. gosh! gross! i can't bear to look. - luxury guy! / - time to wax my armpits... what's with these guys? (serious kingdom) according to the serious records of joseon... during the rule of king serious,
it was said that laughter made the nation silly and so the serious era began... despite laughter being banned in this nation, you dare make the people laugh? i'm going to find the criminal and punish him. - we're innocent, sire! / - be quiet! the mastermind is among you for sure. who is it? sire, it is said that he made people laugh with a korean poem.
- a korean poem? / - yes. fine. recite a korean poem. but make it unfunny and serious. the topic will be words related to a police station. you're first. go ahead. i'll do a "safety first" version. - "safety first?" / - yes. i'll do escape. escape? alright, let's start.
escape... i can't believe this! my son, you got a job? i'm so proud of you, my son! so what company is it? death after finding out it's a pyramid scheme! we have a winner! so he's the unfunny one. i didn't know.
i'll try again and make them burst out in laughter. i'll do walkie talkie this time. walkie... what's more important? a man should be strong. all you need is to eat an eel! talkie... death by electric eel! just hit him.
hit him. i'll do a good one for sure. - i'll do public safety. / - public safety? public... i have hemorrhoids. better watch where i sit... ouch, the hemorrhoids... safety... death by massage chair!
he's the funny one! beat him! you in the middle, you're up. i'll do the words that went down in history version. - went down in history? / - yes. i'll do jurisdiction. - jurisdiction. alright. / - jurisdiction. jurisdiction... after nightingale saw a patient that had been shot by a gun,
he came running and said something that would go down in history. please pull your pants down. this will sting. relax! he's the unfunny one. so unfunny. - very nice. / - i have a bad feeling about this. you're up last.
i'll do... thanks for totally killing the mood. this should be hard for you. i'll do the english subtitle version of korean historical dramas being shown in hollywood. historical drama subtitles? - i'll do theft. / - theft. theft... i refuse to believe you.
how can a man be so strong? are you really human? inspect that man thoroughly! doping test. i'll do civil complaint. civil complaint? alright. civil complaint. civil... you dare to stir up the people
and hold our deities in contempt! you know your own sins. drink the poison. drink every last drop! complaint... one shot! he's the funny one! ♪ of course it'll be one shot ♪ what is he doing?
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