summer vacation 02

hello my name is trunks and this is mystory i mean i was baby during this part so thedetails are little one unclear mom what happened your dad is dead for good dad's dead, dad's dead i'm told those were my first words sonof a bitch and those were my second but he just got back from his trainingafter getting back from namek after getting back from his training afterbeing dead byyyeeeeee sooooooooon and with the death of goku his family and friends were left tomourn for approximately six months (the z-fighters getting there asses handed to them) leaving the fate of the earth withlittle hope

yeah over the next 13 years the androids withthe story small town after small town working their way up maybe that's why we reacted the way wedid welcome back folks to tj and the wombat starting us off this hour with sportsthe college battle association has had to disband entirely as opposed to theplayers and associate colleges have been destroyed by the cyborgs speaking of which in cyborg news as wecurrently speak (insert dumbass name here) is under

seige by the mechanical threat but onthe brighter side wombat's getting married that's right unfortunately my belovedfiance resides in (tfs why pick this name) and isprobably the most certainly dying as but silver-lining i'm single again(sigh) i miss country mom do you believe in destiny i'm a scientist so no (again with this name) isonly 30 miles from here i hurry i could save someone or youcould die like your father why do you say that every time i want togo fight them because you are 13

i'm 37 and i am all alone my mother hadbeen 37 for 10 years no means no end of discus- no just just flyaway that's fine god bless him hey 18 you keeping score why would i be doing (scoff) you said would no you said hey check this shit out thenjumped in a car aw come on sis is this about the shopearlier aw man you wouldn't believe this hall this is why i love these little inner-cityshops they always have the best brands

what the hell why did you blow it up they were giving me free clothes didn'tgive me nothing it was a woman's clothing store hey i'mperfectly secure is that why you dye your hair don't hatei wasn't sure if i'd be able to do anything at all but i had to at leasttry to stop their chaos unfortunately i was too late damn it but don't late but as i walked theruins of that demolished city a hero appeared they hero of my time gohan andface-to-face with him

all i could say was "gohan they keep destroying cities and i don't know how to stop them and now everybody's dead i believe it was profound you remember a time before this gohan what was it like well when i was atoddler my uncle showed up kidnapped me and thenmr. piccolo killed him and my dad then mr. piccolo kidnapped me the saiyans showedup killed a bunch of people including mr. piccolo then we went to namek a bunch morepeople died we came back then my dad

died again then all my friends died and noweveryone else is dying but it was better right no well i can help i'm half saiyan just like you i've gotone mr. piccolo what i said from now on you shall be my pupil and you will callme mr. gohan oh ok would you like to stay for dinner mr. gohan mr. gohan would trunks are you home or should i changemy dating profile from single mother to

just single because one gets more hits oh gohan long time no see bulma so gohan you staying the night we got plenty ofroom here but you know no extra bed so we'll haveto share i'm good well worth a shot who's hungry you wouldn't believe howhard it is to get produce nowadays luckily we have our own greenhouses don't ask me where i get the proteinfrom though can't talk eating

oh you were just like your father inwhat regard well you're strong and brave and look atyou in that gi it was the only thing he left me awwthat's sweet over the next few weeks gohan wouldbegin training me focusing on making me a super saiyan like him his methods were... doging dodge help me mr. gohan fly up thewhirl pool is too strong i can't swim i said fly up maybe i can build a raft uuuuugggghh here clean yourself up you know if you think i'm rough youshould have trained with mr. piccolo you

really looked up to him didn't you yeahhe was like the father i never had you know speaking of dads mom never talksabout mine you knew him right what was he like so what you think having dad who's asuper saiyan make you better than me no wrong answer he had a lot to prove gohan would never talked much about hisfamily apparently his mother and grandfather lived alone in the woodsi'm home

and i've got groceries how are you doingsweetheart i should be a grandmother you know ohi should be a grandmother with a nobel prize-winning son but what am i a widow with a son whonever talks to me and it's possibly dead you uh so i'm just gonna sit here andknit this baby sweater so uhh is dinner happening will dinner bring my husband back maybe gohan will continue pushing me harder and harder day and night to become a supersaiyan that's it look at him mr. piccolo he's almostready

what do you think i think the only realtraining you'll ever get in this world is on the battlefield you're right the next day the cyborgswould attack super world hello and welcome to super world slogan pendingplease stay behind the line huh excuse me you two you can't cut the line do you not knowwho we are if you'd like to get on the rides fasterwe do have a fastpass system that's only 7900 zeni this is why i hate theme parks

yeah you know when you can fly theserides don't really seem that fun well if you're already bored why not trytaking a ride on my fist (woooaaahh gohan) wow you uh want a minute to rephrase thattheir chief nope i'd rather take that minute to kickyour ass ok now see that's better now trunks iwant you to just sit back and spectate unless they team up on me in which case jump in i can't help butfeel like i'm woefully unprepared for this and that's exactly what we prepared forthis will be my first real battle and

i've never seen anyone fight so fierce gohan had always told his storiesabout the fights in the past but those had lot more screaming and postering but as soon ass gohan gained the upper hand damn he's pissed today you think it's his time of the month hait's funny because you're a chick (ok hi its the guy who is subing this i cant do this whole thing peace) what you believe you brought a kid to abattle super you're responsible she wasn't wrong i'm not afraid of you icould take care of you myself right

however was now what do you think you inlike a good girl well you're not wrong no well shit i think he got away i don't know we can't sense life energyseriously what was the point of not giving us that ability seems like an intentional design flawyou ask me oh well sportster scores to wrap baskets oh pain

oh everything's in pain yeah everything but my left our man yeah too bad i'm not an american bereally handy right about now but i'll just settle on the next best thing anduse the senzu beans mean singular ah well that's disappointing looking formale mid to late thirties black spiky hair not too tall loves to work out hey mom what is itwrong oh my god what do you know about reattaching arms that i can't find no sweetie

so have you learned anything today the only good cyborg is a dead cyborg huh you really are your father's son now stronger and more motivated thanever i was back to training the students go on was able again though i think shewas still a little sore come on trunks just imagine losingsomeone or something close to you like your arm because trust me that reallyfriggin sucks all right take five unfortunately iwouldn't transforming time so go on do you usually hang out andwaste lands

what do you mean this is where i live ohit's nice i think you're really close you know itjust needs something to push you over the edge well you always tell me to use the painof loss but i've never really lost anyone for me it's my greatest source of angeri just think about losing krillin or mr. piccolo in your dad but yeah sure and then it just builds upinside until finally explodes yeah like that only metaphorically

i board mr. galan we have to go you stay here this time we both knowyou're not ready mr. goldman you only have one arm what can you do with one arm you know what you're right what can i deal with only one on thank you mr. go on that i can do that with one arm

now what can i do to the cyborgs withone arm use the marco stop all you never taughtme that you you know what im bored while we couldfind another city no i mean like bored of this whole greatdestroyer stick you know destroying things killing people just boring yeah it's kind of lost its lusterafterlife an entire john rock music off the face of the yard what's left you know what i alwayswanted to do like since before all this

be a park ranger you want to arrange apark now yeah living outdoors communicating with nature shootingpoachers yeah i think i'm gonna slap your shit okay you know what that's it i'm killingevery human every one then i'm gonna arrange the shit out of the park neither of you are leaving here alivei'm stronger than i was before yeah also lighter looks like you dropsome weight since last time 510 pounds i don't know how much does anarm where gotta hand it to you though pretty ballsy coming after us all asymmetrical like that but four hands are

better than one long story short you're gonna die no this isn't where my story ends this is where don't want story ends well this is it mr. pickle own but atleast we still have trunks i trained him just like you wanted youknow i'm not actually here right baskets down huh and yeah oh no on

right mom i got the rest of the supplies for thetime machine and stupid grandpa's in here to help you build it yeah unfortunately he's still offsearching the cosmos for new namak by god is that it after all these at all so until your grandpa returns just me nope emergency broadcastjournalist the side or attacking their parents

that's close to here trunks i know what you're thinking butlet me just finish the time if you don't have time for that that's what the machine is 4 listen i'mstronger now i'm a super saiyan so what's going on and look how that turned out oh so nowyou're just replacing dad with going on trust me i tried i'm going now be safe and so hard withthe sword given to me by tappy on which is a whole other story i raced offto fight the sidewalks one last time

we all wrapped up then yep looks likewe're out of people to kill here why don't you try me wait did you justask us to kill you know as it fight me i'm sorry do we know you yes you murdered my mathlete hold on i don'tcare to this day i'm still not sure why i didwhat i did maybe it was green maybe it was puberty maybe i just had something food gonna have played super same mom didnothing but a sword in his guests unfortunately a few minute have saying

might just be analogous have braids andhave stupid i i did it hey remind you of you know who now that you mention it i do see theresemblance but i like good old writing he's still got both arms yeah but not for long you lost a little boy i it's a sunshine come you're still alive

good boy why why are you doing this the question isn't why kid it's why not i mean who's going to stop us not thoseguys 17 years ago not only one and certainly not you youyou that's hilarious yeah well it's kind of annoying that's sad and now it's knowing you guys wait a sec this kid look familiar to yousis yeah he was at the amusement park wasdumping

huh who's a little survivor you are yesyou are let's fix that shall we him you stepped in front of it what is it ifyou leave out come on i still have no idea how i survived the drunk sweetieyou waking up ma am i alive how long was i out well i finished the time machine oh isthat long yeah which means you got two options you take another swing of the cyborgs oruse the time machine to go see it goku

i want to see goku trunks i want to savegoku good boy after recovering a few months iwas finally ready oh my jacket looks so good on you allthe girls in the past you're just gonna love it thanks mom so this is it i can't believei finally get to meet history's greatest hero yeah goku might not be exactly how youthink so do temper your expectations have dad i finally get to meet dad oh shit you dohuh

i mean just be yourself sweetie andeverything will turn out ok all right mom her ma next time you see me this will be asidewalk free world yup is this actually operates a multiversetheory in which case a variable and multiverse theory it is shit oh all right they haven't been back in twodays i can't believe they took my house i'mgoing to throw run

all that's left is the spam and the porkrinds i have long since made peace with us i'm just glad you're still alive ohthanks to match that every the uss my deck speaking of which on now i've been madeand dad know what i reckon or how does it feel right my bag 17 years 17 years you've been holding onto that one you don't know the patients that havedidn't answer my question either and tried and damp

yeah that's that yes