Sunday, December 17, 2017

summer vacations to beat the heat


(spring field trip with han hyojoo) today we're going on a spring field trip. (expressing the field trip with fashion) what's with your pants? jeju-do is the most popular place for field trips these days. (also...) hello! where are you going?

oh, it's 2 days and 1 night. did you get her on camera? darn, i didn't get to see her. (they finally meet the girl they wanted so badly) ♪ i've come to find hyojoo ♪ ♪ i've come for hyojoo ♪ (is this a dream?) this is why field trips are exciting. (they kept running into her)

i wanted to be here when you mentioned me. what are you doing? 2 days and 1 night. let's go. let's go, 2 days and 1 night. we'll go to hamdeok and act like we were always going to hamdeok. we're here to shoot. it's han hyojoo!

what are you doing there? forever! (barf) (i'm sorry) who is this woman? she's our guest for today, han hyojoo. really? i can't work with you guys. hello? yeah, i got tricked.

i got totally tricked. (all of this was planned from the start) hello. it's a camera disguised as a tumbler. i'm nervous. this is fun. i'm sorry. this wasn't my intention. it wasn't my intention at all. it's so great.

we feel so great too. it's your favorite game of chance. what is it? going home game of chance. (goodness) - what are you on about? / - what is this? - we haven't even been here long. / - go home? - the member that comes 1st in the game. / - go? they can go home right away.

the one that comes 1st? - that's so bad. / - i'm always last anyway. - just do as you normally do. / - do your best. don't lose on purpose. - i hate coming 1st. / - me too. those who miss out on 1st place... it's a shame but you can't go home. instead you'll be having lunch with hyojoo at a restaurant that overlooks the ocean.

this is unbelievable. i imagined this. i'll go home... "mom." "what are you doing home?" "i came to see you." - all of a sudden. / - joonyoung is 1st. what's the game? we have to see the game first. round 1 for going home game of chance. it's a going home vote.

- amongst us? / - yes. seriously. going home vote? why is it democratic only at times like this? why are you so worked up? yeah... if it's a vote, earlier... (nervous) earlier...

taehyun. - taehyun. / - it's over. i have great raw fish at home. i'll send it to you. raw fish... have some with soju. - i'll send you some good stuff. / - it's over already. - you two step back a bit. / - step back. go over there. let him enjoy his short moment. since this will be the last time.

- we look good like this? / - take a photo. locking arms! wow... it's hyojoo... (#itshyojoo #lockedarms #goinghome...) it's done now. we don't feel as bad anymore. but joonyoung... think hard about this.

will it be good with joonyoung here or not? let's talk over there. he has no manners. every female guest becomes his. he doesn't even give us a chance. i know. we're disadvantaged at games with him. we are. i'm going to take a selfie. he has his home here too.

(#letsbefriendshyojoo #introducingtoparents) - just look at him. / - what are you doing? we have to send him off. so we have two options. it's either him or him. what are you on about? he thinks it won't be him. why? he's turning us against each other.

he's useless today. (#beautyandthebeast #saveforever) we should be listening to hyojoo the most. - i'm sorry but... / - but he keeps cutting her off. who's next? shouldn't the married man leave? i'm a married man too but... - he has three kids. / - three kids. he should look after his kids.

he has three kids plus she's his acting junior so he won't give us big reactions. and suchan's waiting for him at home. (#sorrywife) who's the ugliest guy today? it's not about being ugly. take out the guy that's embarrassing to be with. take out the most embarrassing one. this one...

come here, come here. he's embarrassing. he's just embarrassing. it's over for him after that. (#princesshyojooandexcitedfool) you're so pretty. let's not betray each other. this is the end. the last choice is most important.

the end... since it's the season of politics. in order to send someone home... we'll hear from each of you why you shouldn't be sent home. starting with joonyoung. the reason why i should stay... of course i want to stay with you... but we'll be playing games later

and you need me to raise your chances of winning. since i'm good at games. i'm young and fast. i always win and eat food. and i can make you sleep indoors. if you want to eat lots of good food today it'd be better if i stayed. for me... since you're here... since i'm here...

you look even prettier. she looks pretty no matter who's here. - right. / - yes. but with me here you become more of a flower and you shine even more. - thanks for that. / - and... - what are field trips about? / - wait... did he spit on you? i'm sorry...

get over here, get over here. - you, you, you. / - hey, hey, hey. you dare spit on her? (do something about your pants) - you dare spit on an actresses face? / - on her face? how dare you? speak like this. - you have now been poisoned. / - talk like this. it's over.

next is defconn. when it comes to dinner time on 2 days and 1 night. there are many games that require strength. you'll need one strong guy, one smart guy. that wouldn't be a bad combination. for me... (cracks up before he speaks) i will create a han hyojoo only lane in jeju-do. a street that only han hyojoo can walk on.

not olle road... a han hyojoo only road. then what about the residents of jeju-do? we'll make even better roads for them. so many people here. and as you know... whenever we have actress guests... everyone gets excited and tries to be mannered. it gets really boring. i've kicked park boyoung.

i will pull han hyojoo's hair. - i can do it all. / - everything? i can do everything. i can make it fun for you. ♪ call me when you need me ♪ if i go home... basically i have nowhere to go. seriously... i have to stay here. i really can't go home.

just give me one camera. i'll shoot on my own. i think taehyun should stay. - me too. / - why? help me out. with taehyun... is this how it's going to go? - we need taehyun. / - this is getting difficult. you'll go home today. it could be better if i stay.

with me here, you will look more beautiful. it's good to have one strong guy. i will make a han hyojoo only lane in jeju-do. i need to stay here. you've said enough now. this is just too hard. this mission's too hard. we've heard from all of you. there's 1 point riding on this vote.

we have 3 rounds in total. we'll add the points and person with the highest score goes home. let's just relax and vote. we're not doing round 2 at 9 o'clock, right? - when there are no more flights. / - yeah. please separate and cast your votes. the person you believe should go home. i want to stay.

- why is this so hard? / - we don't want to go home. what do we do? ocean, speak to me. who do i send home? him. can't we all stay? let's just stay. - we're not allowed to give up, right? / - no. this isn't the final decider for who goes home anyway.

you can just write anyone. (junho is stressed) defconn will be upset if i write him. jongmin's always chosen for these things. (jongmin's gone far away) (he didn't have to go all the way there) who will hyojoo write? i'm sure it won't be me. (unmerited confidence)

whatever. (who will jongmin vote for?) it won't be me. i think it'll be defconn. i have a feeling... (will joonyoung really write defconn?) the person i'll feel least sorry for. the one that i'm most comfortable with. is he doing a writing contest?

isn't he being a troublemaker? what is he doing? should we change our votes? then... who is it? let's not be disappointed in each other. no one get upset. no one's allowed to get upset. (the voting is over)

(2 days and 1 night election) we'll begin the vote counting. your choice is... the first candidate for going home game of chance. candidate 1 kim jongmin... (who is the first candidate?) who was it? it's likely to be him. - unbelievable. / - it wasn't me.

it's over if you get 2 votes. - never imagined it'd be joonyoung. / - seriously. i thought it'd be one of us three. moving on then... it wasn't you, was it? - it's her. / - it was hyojoo. - it was hyojoo. / - shout out his name. okay. second candidate.

- she's telling us with her eyes. / - draw the line. on him... (who is hyojoo's eyes looking at?) kim junho, go! (junho gets 1 vote) that was jongmin wasn't it? it was you! - right? / - it really wasn't me. - that's your writing. / - it isn't.

how could you? no way it's me. we had negotiations earlier. - wow, jongmin... / - who did you agree on? - we'll look at the next vote. / - wasn't it jongmin? defconn... (what?) (he said it out loud) do you know what he said?

who did you agree on? and he goes... defconn, right next to him. - he didn't know. / - it's me? - we met eyes. / - it's me? next vote. - next vote? / - who is it? we discussed it with each other. defconn! it wasn't me.

- it was, right? / - it wasn't me. - it really wasn't me. / - fine... this is close. - what's going on here? / - it's close. joonyoung's so nervous, he's not talking. why did you write my name? (shaking) this will be the decider. joonyoung...

is it me? (why are you looking at me?) (totally nervous) but if it's me... defconn. did you all vote for me? - then it's over. / - we still have 2 votes left. - 2 votes left. / - we don't know yet. 2 votes left? not 1?

the fifth vote... then who... - if it's someone else... / - is it over? - it's over? / - it's him? - show us. / - is it me? is it over? as if. should we look at the other one first? - the other one? / - look at the other one first?

(defconn's going home) - it's him. / - look at the other one first. no way. should we look at it? yes... - he had a vote... / - defconn... do we get one more vote? is it joonyoung or me? - show us the vote. / - is it joonyoung...

- i'll reveal the final vote... / - jongmin? this is no joke. congratulations. (defconn) (defconn is in 1st place to go home) (his legs have gone loose from joy) these three voted for him. - go. / - you guys are so mean. - who? / - it's these three.

- was it you three? / - these three. - this is the end. / - it's the end. you have to give me a sign. give me a good sign. a good sign. just go. you go first. he eats too much. it can't be helped...

(is this hyojoo's writing?) (taehyun voted for jongmin) (defconn voted for junho) (then who did hyojoo vote for?) anyway, you've scored 1 point. - congratulations. / - thank you. i'm so jealous. - lucky you. / - you can rest at home. no, no, i'm staying.

i'm going to be buried in jeju-do. bury yourself in jungmun then. so we can have a fun shoot on our own. - hamdeok is ours. / - don't know where that is. i like hamdeok. hamdeok. whatever happens, i'll be close by. defconn is one step closer to going home. this is so...

- he must really be going. / - how annoying. i'm going to send him home no matter what. i really don't want to go. please prepare for round 2. what's for round 2? (what is the game for this round?) what's this? - what is it? / - what's this? we're like some group sound.

what's this? is this going on air? do these mics work on radio? (they all start to warm up) (retro tastes) - it's because we've all released albums. / - oh, yeah. ♪ you're prettier than a rose ♪ (what's with this guy?) rocker. sing some rock. rock...

(are you going to sing too?) rock spirit. ♪ don't think of me as a younger guy ♪ this is too good. ♪ don't say i'm cute ♪ ♪ hyojoo, you're a woman to me ♪ no! no! that actually excites me. ♪ my love hyojoo, please stay with me ♪

- it's just us again. / - ♪ you're the only one... ♪ ♪ in this world for me ♪ ♪ just like my heart and tears being cut... ♪ ♪ these scars that won't heal are killing me ♪ done. ♪ i love you ♪ ♪ all i can i say is i love you ♪ this is my song. - ♪ i love you ♪ / - it's my song.

(please don't come close) (so much emotion) (singing to themselves) (this is like...) (singing zombies) (please stop them) so funny... ♪ i was going before the sun goes down ♪ - just go now. / - no.

leave now. just leave now. - leave now. / - go. we're done. he volunteered himself. stop that. geez. how does it feel? being serenaded by these guys? (they sang with their hearts) i was scary.

- normally. / - they held their mics like this. who? who? (him) (holds the mic and moves forward) - that's like trying to hit her. / - whatever! that's not right. that's wrong. (so old) round 2 of going home game of chance.

it's a game you're all very confident with. bring it out. why does he keep saying we're confident about it? - what is it? / - burping? it's holding in you burp. holding it in? doing this in front of hyojoo's a bit... this isn't right. what is this?

we drink this cola and it makes us burp. whoever burps first, loses. you know the rules, right? it's whoever burps first that wins. - burp first? / - yes. if you burp first, you win. and the winner gets 2 points in going home. that's a bad thing then. - you can't burp. / - you must hold it in.

it's good if you burp. it's bad. you'll lose? it's good if you burp first. if you burp, you can stay. do you take me for a fool? you think i won't understand that? you've grown a lot. - he's gotten much better after china. / - he knows.

we'll start now. round 2. (if you win here, you're likely to go home) (but they really don't want to go home today) - you have to hold it in. / - burp, stay inside. burp, stay inside for a little bit. ready. set. go. (the dice has been rolled)

(they drink it in one shot) (the real battle begins now) (who will get closer to going home?) please put your mouths to the mic. (barely overcomes the danger) (they're all relaxed) (joonyoung, you go home) (i have no intention of going home) (hit)

(joonyoung attacks both sides) (they overcome the danger) (tap) (huh?) (defconn's ambush attack) that was a laugh, right? it was a laugh. (the game is reaching its peak) (i must survive here)

(to stay with han hyojoo) (who will end up with 2 points?) sorry. cha taehyun! taehyun wins 2 points. - how do you hold it in? / - i'm sorry. (what are they doing?) - i'm sorry. / - we'll add up the points... going home game of chance...

- come on! / - so dirty. 1st place is kim junho! i'm sorry. that's enough now. round 3. defconn is on 1 point. taehyun is on 2 points. he's the most likely to go home right now. the final going home game of chance with your fates on the line...

- raise your heart rate. / - heart rate? - heart rate? / - yes. you raise your heart rate for a given amount of time. the person with the highest heart rate can just go home. - so it's better if it's lower? / - right. yeah, that's right. - this game is for 3 points. / - what? what was the point then?

the votes were meaningless. yeah. inside. where? on my stomach? put it on my chest? (hyojoo sits down and waits for the members) are you okay, hyojoo? (quietly sits next to her) (approaches her so naturally)

what do you want? - what's your hobby? / - he's asking my hobby. - so childish. / - looking into my eyes is her hobby. (tsk, tsk) do you like sports? - not answering is your hobby. / - yes, i do. what kind of sports? i used to have dreams about sports. i like dance. - yoga too. / - yoga?

what kind of dance do you like? - i learned jazz dancing. / - really? yes. i can spin 10 times. - he's lying. / - really? yes! - show us. / - can you still do it? i can't now. not on this sand.

i'll show you later. since hyojoo is here, we want to ask her for help. so hyojoo will stand here. and the member that will be measured stands here. you'll face each other. our hearts will explode! - this doesn't make sense. / - they'll explode. - this isn't good. / - look into her eyes?

our hearts are going to explode. as you face each other... the highest rate over 1 minute will be measured. the person who comes 1st will go home. it's disadvantageous to go first. decide it? rock, paper, scissors. (she's warming up already) - you two. / - it's decided, right?

that's right. (defconn wins) you go first. what? - i go first? / - going first... - you're first. / - isn't it better to go first? you go first when you're feeling good. i'll go 2nd. 3rd.

4th, 5th. - sounds good. / - okay. i'm already nervous about thinking about looking into her eyes soon. it's not easy to keep looking into her eyes. look at this. that was just 10 seconds. she didn't even look at me but i feel nervous. so annoying.

why am i feeling nervous? (big smiles) 2 days and 1 night is the best. (geez) - you can't avoid her eyes. / - that's cheating. she'll be mine for 1 minute. how is he doing now? - it's rising, right? / - is it? your mental strength is important.

if it goes too high... - it's good-bye. / - it's 1 minute. we'll begin. don't stop. 2... 1, 2... - she's so pretty. / - 3. she's so pretty. 3.

her eyes are so pretty. it's a punishment for her. for hyojoo... hyojoo, act lovable for him. ♪ seeing you as a younger guy... ♪ she's singing. ♪ just as a young boy... ♪ is she attacking? i don't want to think that, joonyoung.

(his heart is about to explode) - joonyoung. / - what's this? good. keep going. we're disadvantaged. keep going. (amazing!) (what is going on?) (danger!) (i could just go home now) (doing his best to stay calm)

why do that? - this is too hard for me. / - yeah. hyojoo has it tough. stop. this is hard. it's not easy, right? (i'm happy) i think my heart rate was higher. this is dope!

- is it? / - of all the things i've done in my life... - it's the dopest! / - is it? first kiss with your first love has nothing on this. hyojoo, do it properly this time. i went first, so she found it a bit difficult. right? she should know now. it's so embarrassing. here we go. defconn, already has 1 point.

1, 2, 3. (she's standing right in front of me) (how thrilling) (what the?) - baby... / - what are you doing? - baby. / - look into her eyes. harbin... an junggeun... harbin station.

this is crazy. - she has nothing to do with me. / - defconn! (i'm sorry...) (attacking defconn's heart) (he'd be happy to die right now) no, no. go away, go away. go away, go away! move over. my goodness!

i can hear his heart beating. ♪ when will you come back if you leave now ♪ that was too hard. (so funny) so tough. ♪ i don't know what will happen tomorrow ♪ ♪ i live day by day ♪ calm down. why did you hug me?

♪ hallelujah ♪ i think i got my wish. i'm jealous. i'm really jealous. why didn't you hug me? i didn't know what to do since you were first. i think no. 5 is dead. - this is dope. / - dope? cha taehyun is next up. please attack him well.

- you think of her as a junior? / - no. - then what do you think of her as? / - han hyojoo. if i go home, i'll return with the kids. hey, you won't go home. you saw how high mine went. i'll let my two kids loose at base camp. anything but that. she's preparing her weapon. - she's tied her hair. / - what the?

you're not allowed to tie your hair. (actually i'm untying my hair) (i'm sorry, kids) (the married man's heart skips a beat) (how can you resist?) senior... just let it flow. can i call you honey? hands folded...

mine's not ringing again after last time, right? are you sure about that? every time she touches her hair. don't touch your hair. (take a good look, senior) that's good, that's good. hair is his weakness. that's taehyun's weak spot. (despair)

(she's embarrassed too) please tie your hair one last time. his wife might look up "han hyojoo shampoo." how was it? how is it looking into your junior's eyes? looking into your eyes isn't easy. anyway this game... it's good. this game is really good.

- i've started already. / - please begin. - it's starting. / - 100%. i can feel something. ready. set. go. hyojoo... (she's right before my eyes) go. he's the same as me. you can't talk.

just listen quietly. don't talk, just listen... look into her eyes. look at her eyes. look. look, look. thank you for your effort today. thank you. - is he allowed to grab her hand first? / - no.

you can't grab it first. what are you doing? what are you doing? my mentality is fine. we need a final last attack. - hug from the back. / - yeah. (this is a scene from the dramas) my stomach fat. how embarrassing. my fat stomach has never been so embarrassing. please, please.

it's going up. i should've lost some weight. jongmin. i don't trust women. i've been scarred a lot. but he's going to trust you today. (the moment she looked at me, i melted) (fatal error) (escape)

- don't avoid her. / - stop avoiding her. your hands seem a bit dry. (he looks so happy) you have to keep looking. he's strange. it's not sounding. - it's still not going up? / - he's that tough? he must've lied until now. it's actually dropping.

it's dropping more? it's dropping? so that was all acting before? why isn't your heart rate rising? i don't know. hasn't mine gone up? it's dropped. you're so good at pretending. was it all acting?

no, it wasn't. being shy on the plane was all acting? it was real. we waited a little longer but it's not moving at all. incredible. and kept shouting for han hyojoo? should i hug him? go ahead.

hyojoo, move over. this is weird. it's because you're weird. you're weird. how annoying. (why is he making me nervous?) put hand cream on him. do this hand. what the?

hey, come on. stop it. what can we do about it? let me try again. (the machine is definitely not broken) he's calmed down again. - has he calmed down again? / - yes. it's dropping. i'm not going to sleep outdoors with him anymore.

this is so annoying. it's not like that! i like women! stop that. - there are people here. / - hey, stop that. we've gathered all the data now. i'll announce the results. joonyoung's top heart rate. 104.

- huh? / - that's not too high. - that's nothing. / - isn't that normal? that means you're staying. i think so. next is junho. i'm safe too. junho top heart rate was 109. i'm staying. it's you or me.

next is taehyun. top heart rate 120. how can you do that to your wife? it was hard. it was the hair. the hair? 120 is too high. jongmin... top heart rate 138.

isn't that virtually fainting? 138? plus she hugged him. it was over when she hugged me. - it soared then. / - it did, right? it hit the peak then. i felt it. my heart told me. my heart... when she came close, my heart jumped up.

- hyojoo! / - i felt it myself. - then is jongmin 1st? / - no. - what's going on? / - jongmin's safe for sure. his heart didn't beat. - top heart rate 88. / - goodness. - 88. / - that's the best. didn't it go lower? how high was it when joonyoung did the hand cream? 108.

higher than me? so defconn won round 1 and 3. he has 4 points in total. he gets to go home. we've reserved the 5 p.m. flight at jeju-do airport. for real? please take his mic. this is so cruel. - he's leaving for real? / - for real?

is he really leaving? the shoot's over now. you can use your own money to eat something or do whatever you want. the camera's not coming with me? we can shoot you getting onto the car... honestly, i do want to leave. - you want to leave? / - what? who are you?

why do you keep playing with my heart? why do you confuse me? you stole my heart as soon as we met. is this a new rap? you must all be hungry. let's go and have lunch. we'll do our best. can i say one last thing? hurry it up, hyojoo's face is getting burnt.

it's dragging on because of you. (let's just leave now) - are you really leaving? / - i have to. is this who the show works? it's real. i feel so much regret but i have to leave. it's such a shame. good-bye. - respect. / - respect!

hyojoo, respect. remember... let's go eat braised hairtail. 1, 2. (the veteran shows her how it's done) (let's all have an enjoyable lunch) (the emerald sea) (a beach you want to walk along with someone special) why is it me again?

do you have smokes? - hello. / - yes, hello. i'm going home. why's he coming? (the director is going his way) (pleased for some reason) haven't you left yet? i'm leaving now. don't follow me. it's okay.

geez... (the production team leaves) looks good. - what is this? / - this is bream. that's bream? hey, him, him. i want to eat the fast one. go in? - wow, what's this? / - this is no joke. (since we're in jeju-do)

(we have a variety of seafoods) (spicy braised hairtail) (seafood party) we're eating all this? i'd better wash my hands. since when did you wash hands? i always did. geez. - i'd better go too. / - oh, i forgot.

let's go wash hands. it's been a while. you should wash before you eat. before you eat... thank you for the food. - thank you. / - thank you. - sea squirt? / - what's that? sea squirt. it's a bit far for you.

(this guy is so funny) comedian... should we express how it tastes? do you like seafood more than meat? i like everything but i like fish a little more. - fish? / - yes. we all like raw fish. taehyun and i like seafoods. any plans on marriage?

what's your ideal age gap? older or younger? what's your standard on "too old?" up to how old? i don't mind older or younger. you knew? - no... / - younger? is defconn really upset? he's not picking up.

what about defconn? he's not picking up. is he upset? (he's upset) why did she hug me? hey. hello, children. when you grow up and hug women... make sure you train your heart. otherwise you'll end up going home. grandma...

i'm leaving at 5. (poor you, at least eat before you go) i'm leaving... let's eat at least. we have lots of time left. where should we go? (enters a restaurant by chance) (but it's too much of a coincidence to call chance) - it's defconn! / - hey, it's defconn.

this place is really good. i knew it. defconn, must you eat here? this is the only place. - really? / - yeah... my blasted heart had to burn... blasted heart? - what's this? / - it's on the house. oh, really?

you didn't have to... this is on the house? thank you, ma'am. (in a good mood) (an ordinary person having a meal) he's so serious right now. it's like we're watching tv. it's like watching tv from home. (paying my own money to eat at famous places)

is this a small braised hairtail? say ho. this is raw hairtail. it's raw hairtail. it's sweet. it's really chewy, ma'am. what did he order? is that 1 serving? that's like for 4 or 5 people.

defconn, we've discussed this... what could we do to keep you from leaving. in my case... if defconn is going to stay... i'd like him to get our permission before he speaks. raise his hand. then if we give him permission... i'd like him to just leave. hey, you...

i'd like him to go in the water. give us a dolphin show. like last time. hyojoo. seeing on tv... going in the water was real fun. i went in the water. come out, dry your hair, then go back in. (it's like he's being toyed with today) go in the water, come out...

dry up then go back in. again? i'll dry you. she says she'll dry you! - she'll dry your hair. / - my heart's beating again. i'm sorry but... viewers... defconn's eatery tv. i have to go in the water right now.

i'll end the show here. if you visit jeju-do. make sure you eat delicious hairtail. let's go put him in the water. there's a paragliding landing spot. - that looks fun. / - paraglide into the water. i want to go paragliding. don't say such things. you don't know what might happen.

please refrain yourself. - don't say that. / - okay. - let's walk together. / - where did defconn go? don't act like you're looking out for me. i'm making sure you go in the water. okay, okay. thank you. i will lead you on. hyojoo's full of energy right now. - i'll dry your hair. / - yes, yes.

going in repeatedly. (his heart will explode today) it'll be cold though, right? a lot... - the water will be cold. / - yeah... - you could catch a cold. / - you'll really be cold. - go and pick some seaweed. / - okay... - i'll do whatever you want, hyojoo. / - abalone. i'll go and get some abalone then.

go and get abalone. - abalone? / - i'm sorry but... what is up with her? she's scary. with happy hearts we'll carry out a reverse going home mission. i'll take your mic. sorry for being in my underwear. please cover your eyes.

- geez. / - what are you doing? it's okay. - there are people up there. / - it's okay. people! people, look over here! they're all taking photos. take lots of photos. everyone, this is the dolphin swine show. - it's a rare show. / - for the first time ever...

a cross between dolphin and pig. this is what you wanted, right, hyojoo? i'll be back. - yes. / - go, go. it's a female diver from afar. go where there's no seaweed. don't go in the seaweed. keep going in. is the water cold?

go further in. - is it cold? / - go touch that yellow thing. why is the water so shallow? why is it so shallow? go all the way over there. keep going. that's good. it's cold! go in backwards.

do it there. 2 days and 1 night! dolphin show. (how will it look?) dolphin! (providing dolphin sounds) dolphin... it's a pig. it's a dolphin swine.

everyone, i present the dolphin swine! (so light) dolphin. you can only see it in jeju-do. dolphin swine. - come here. / - swim this way. that's it. there he goes. wow, he's so big.

so big. it'd be so scary if you met him underwater. it'd be so scary. even the fish would be scared. hurry up now. - let's dry him. / - dry him. good work. - that was so cool. / - i mean it. it was really good.

so cool. - give her your head. / - your hair... good work. i'll hold your mic for you. - good work, defconn. / - how was it? you worked so hard. why am i nervous again? his heart will explode. feel my heart right now. let me.

feel it. hey, hey, hey. you can feel it. - it's going... / - oh, no. i'm so nervous. - it's okay. / - goodness. we should go in too! let's go in. i want to go in.

it feels like i'm being trained. get dressed now. get dressed... this time do what hyojoo said. go in with your clothes. you'll wear your pants, right? people, don't go in the water yet. it's really cold. i have to go in again?

going in twice is a first. it's a first for 2 days and 1 night. it's a first. the first in 9 years. the very first time. drying up and going back in... - wait a minute. / - wait. you have to act like nothing happened. like this is your first time. i'll come from over there.

- over there. / - put your hat on. we'll walk around too. hey, defconn. oh, you're here? - hey, hey. / - you're here. i just go in now? yeah, go. (going in like he's used to the cold now) dolphin, dolphin.

goodness... she gave him a heart. - that's not bad. / - dolphin. that's not so bad after all. it's a shark! hyojoo, do you want some seaweed? do you want some seaweed? he even found seaweed. well done.

she's drying you. applause for the dolphin swine. dolphin swine... you're really incredible, defconn. jumping like this... how do you do that? he jumped higher than you expected, right? i was shocked. - athleticism... / - i thought it was a real...

a real dolphin show. you jumped really high. - it was cool. / - like a real dolphin show. it was better than you'd think. he isn't usually that explosive. if hyojoo keeps saying that, we feel like showing you a group dolphin show. - yeah. / - i'm jealous. - that's really fun. / - i want to see it.

hire a sauna for us. - it's too high. / - heave. - i'm so jealous of this. / - i should've gone in! - don't you have slippers? / - i should've gone. she's a true angel. watch out for your feet. (very displeased) i'm jealous. junho, stop him from talking now. - where can he wash? / - yeah?

seoul. just go now. go home and wash. you've got enough footage. you did enough. since he went in straight after eating. there's nothing i can do for him. (can't bear it anymore) (completely upset)

if you go in like that... the girl would normally go, "i'll come in too!" i did the heart for you. it would've been better to go in the water. - yeah. / - i want to go in. - should we go in? / - didn't you see me? - i saw it. / - we're here. (they found a place to wash) stay here. i'll quickly go wash.

goodness. defconn hasn't met many women. he would've been shocked by your actions. he hates hearing that. that he's never kissed a girl. being inexperienced. - it's his first hug. / - he gets angry. since you're his first hug... he went crazy.

forget kissing. it's the first time he's hugged a girl. tell her his personal life? - for real. / - tell her everything? he only hugged dolls. you know it... - what kind of dolls. / - the kitty doll. no, the kitty and oscar doll. oscar or whatever. - asuka! asuka! / - for real?

from "evangelion." he's had 5 girlfriends so far... they were all avatars. (this is why you should never leave your seat) that's funny. don't tell him when he returns. he gets angry. ask him when he comes. "junho said you've only dated avatars..."

hey, don't! he's scared now. it'll be really bad. he really hates it. he must be pure-hearted. he's a pure-hearted guy. - he's truly pure-hearted. / - he must be. - he's like clear water / - that's for certain. - goodness. / - we'll get off if hyojoo does.

- wow. / - that's a maltese. - so cute. / - do you like dogs? - i love them. / - me too. - like this... / - goodness... i have a dog in jeju-do. what breed is it? you're not going to tell your mom to buy one now? calls her and says, "mom, go buy a dog." what type do you like?

i like them all. i like all dogs. the dog i raised was a chihuahua. - it's the same. / - chihuahua? my nickname used to be chihuahua. i mean it. it really was chihuahua. the moment hyojoo saw that dog there... he says, "i like dogs. i like puppies." so what? i like them.

you do too. i like dogs. chihuahuas. i really like chihuahuas. you only like chihuahuas? it's over for you anyway. don't make it hard on yourself. should we turn the cameras off for a bit? - don't know when he'll be back. / - can i get changed?

you look good like that. you look cool. you have to wear that till tomorrow. i look too weird right now. you can stay dressed like that for the talent show. - yeah. / - since it's a field trip. i want to look cool for hyojoo. - bye. / - bye! good-bye!

(they excitedly head to the next location) i'm honestly curious about this. i'd like you to answer this honestly. when we played the heart rate game... was there at least one person that excited you? - out of the five. / - that's a great question. at least one out of us five. yes or no? answer yes or no?

you don't have to tell us who. just say if you felt excited. yes or no. yes or no. it's a thrill to just ask this question. just answer yes or no. just like, "what is this feeling?" 1. 2. - it's me! / - it was me!

- it's me! / - it's me! - me! / - me! it's me! she hugged me! don't narrow it down. (if it's with hyojoo, everyone is happy) i think hyojoo would suit that role too... empress myeongseong. or jang huibin.

she looks pure but there's an incorruptible side... the latest movie required a lot of emotions... out of the roles i've played so far... i had to express myself emotionally the most. - emotional? / - it's very extreme... you must've had the preview conference. no, it'll be on soon. april 11. - april 11? / - yes.

april 11? april 11... what day is it? - we can look it up. / - monday. monday? i'm busy that day! it's a monday. - monday? / - yes. "duet song festival!"

inseong, what do i have on april 11? should i check too? will you come? we have to go. call us. - for real? / - of course. we'll go. we have to. (they actually visited the conference)

you didn't see me, right? - on the plane? / - yes. - of course she did. / - i did. i didn't see her. we could've missed her. we would've seen her if we had known. you must've been so nervous when we approached. it was no joke. (heart thumping)

my hands went cold. it would've been electric. like in 007. - that would've been fun. / - she fooled us good. when everyone else got on and you were left... my heart started beating fast from then. so that's what happened... (fire) (successful attack)

(high-five) - he slept? / - he fell asleep. that was a good shot. this is so much fun. how can you sleep when han hyojoo is here? with han hyojoo right there. wow, this is really annoying. it hits you right away. (junho swore revenge that day)

(then 10 minutes later) (keeps feeling sleepy) i'd like to sleep for just 2 hours. (yawn) (one person is even more sleepy) (i think she's asleep) (if that's the case...) (combatant) (reconnaissance) (he starts to sing a lullaby to distract her)

(han hyojoo is their target) (hyojoo is falling asleep) (their allies watch with breaths held) (ready to attack) is he going to splash her? that's going too far. come on, junho. unbelievable. you were going to spray her with water?

- what trash. / - i was going to drink it. no, you weren't. - she's a guest. / - i was drinking it out of the lid. how many times did you say it? did you really mean it, junho? look at his face. he meant it 100%. i respect the rules of 2 days and 1 night. we must be going there. seongsan ilchungbong.

hey, rapa flowers. this place is nice. it must be here. it's here. (yellow rapa flowers cover the ground) that's rapaseed? - good work. / - good work. - go. / - let's go. - go, go. / - haven't heard this voice in a while.

so handsome! hey, it's cha taehyun! goodness! what's with his hair? - hello! / - hello. where do we go? - check out the flowers. / - they're so pretty. - check them out. / - they're so pretty. so pretty.

wow, what is this? - it's so pretty. / - it's rapaseed! (jeju-do is covered in yellow) can you smell the flowers? it smells so good. that's where we're going? so nice. the flowers smell great. let's take a photo, hyojoo.

come here. stand up! don't take photos! - what the? / - we're not allowed to? you have to pay for that. - keep walking. / - sorry... i can't believe we can't take photos here. why not? this place... tells us when spring is here. it's a rapaseed field.

- so nice. / - as you all know. i've never seen this before. why won't you let us take photos? - why come here if we can't take photos? / - yeah! we'll take the photos now. i wanted you to wait. it's nice being in a flower field. since han hyojoo is with us... we'll take some memorable photos in the rapa field.

- like this? / - that's a great idea. like this. with uncle junho. we wanted to feel romantic for spring. so rather than a group photo, one person will take couple photos with hyojoo. just one? it's not 1 on 1? the pose we've thought of is...

something like this? this is great. my heart rate is rising again. what do you think? do you like it? romantic... good! spring. something like this would be nice too. would be nice too.

(these guys must be crazy) (what is the second pose?) (wow) not him. he's not wearing a jacket. he can't do it. i'm going to tear it! - i'll tear it. / - we'll accept it if you tear it. my heart's going to die today.

anyway, we're going to take a memorable and romantic photo. you all want to take a photo, right? - yes. / - yes. but we can't allow that. - this is a lifetime memory. / - yeah. for the right to take a couple photo with hyojoo... we'll choose the person with a telepathic connection. only they will get that photo.

black bean noodles or spicy seafood noodles? it's in the form of the tact game. six of you will spread out around the rapa field. you'll be kneeling down. when i shout 1, 2, 3. you can choose to stand up. when only two people stand up, you get to take a romantic photo with each other. so we have to stand when hyojoo does.

if only jongmin and defconn stand up, you two have to take the photo. that's the worst. spread out. i go here too? when are you going to stand, hyojoo? hmm.... i like the numbers 2 and 7. 2 and what?

2, 5, 7. here. 2 and 7. no, 2, 5, 7. she never mentioned 5. round 1. this is for this photo. - okay. / - here we go. should we sit?

(ready to start) when should i stand, hyojoo? the first one... i'll watch her before i stand. can't you tell me? first telepathic connection. no one stood up. you never stand up on the first one. no one has stood up yet.

six people... should i wait? what do you think? 2 or 3? - she said 2 before? / - 2. (whatever) (standing all alone) hey... hyojoo, you said you like 2. elminated!

- eliminated! / - taehyun's out. - bye! / - eliminated. cha taehyun is out. the third telepathic connection chance. telepathy. i have to use telepathy. lower your heads. she sent me her telepathic signal. you have a connection today.

joonyoung and jongmin are a couple. you were looking at me, right? as if! you were! i was looking at hyojoo. you've been chosen. three people remaining. you have a higher chance now. hyojoo, just stay down forever.

then these two will stand up. (if i can't have her, no one can) junho, defconn and hyojoo are remaining. ready. 1. out! - out, out, out. / - out! anyone can see he cheated. - we all saw it. / - junho! did i stand up on my own?

yes, you stood up alone. then these two take the photo? yes, junho and defconn will take the photo. first photo... jongmin and joonyoung. junho and defconn will take it. kim junho loves defconn. if you'd like your own copy, give us your phone.

- forget it. / - we don't want it. hurry it up. is it done? it's done. (just my luck) next. joonyoung and jongmin. - is his heart beating fast again? / - no! (hurry it up)

- done? / - yes, it's done. (the first photo was a sausage fest) please sit down for the second photo chance. second photo. we have to take this photo. - we have to take it. / - we do. it's for this photo. (communicating telepathically) should i just stay down?

- 1. / - won't she stand on the first one? (oops) taehyun, please stand up. why, i was tricking him. i was just tricking him. you got caught! you completely stood up. taking it with jongmin? - with him? / - yes.

it's going well for jongmin today. the first couple has been set. we have four people left. telepathic connection. - 1. / - junho... tell me, tell me. tell me. tell me if hyojoo stands up. they'll acknowledge it if i stand backwards.

(looking) stand up. (nice!) (what's this?) (full of confidence) junho, you're out. what's going on? han hyojoo is out. oh, dear.

- why? / - why do i keep... you're out. - why is she out? / - i want to take a photo too. do it again! - this isn't right. / - go again. - i'm here too. / - hyojoo is out. do it again with these three? - yes, it'll be you three again. / - okay. let's all stand up together.

i want to be out quick. i'd better be out quick. - done. / - done. - you look good together. / - defconn and joonyoung. we're a couple? yay! no photo for me. how many photos am i taking? did you stand up? we have our round 2 couples too.

fatty and skinny. taehyun and jongmin. go in and come out. jongmin's dreams are coming true today. defconn and joonyoung couple. another? i'll go into you. no, it'll be better with you. - no, you go inside. / - okay.

just get on with it. just do it, who cares? dakota fanning... that's dakota fanning's eyes... it's scary. so the couples have been decided for the first two photos. what a shame. we'll have one last round

for a photo of hyojoo's choice. we'll change the rules to try and make this work. yeah, we need a photo with hyojoo. i'll tell you the rule. it'll be the tact game. normally, if you're last or two people stand, it's out. we'll play until the last man standing. (choosing the photo first) in a rapaseed field...

i think that photo would look better. spinning happily like this. - something like this? / - that'll be so happy. - okay. / - got it. when you stand, shout, "hyojoo" and stand up. i'm no. 1. i'm going to stand up first. i'm standing up first. - i'm going first no matter what. / - i am. - i'm standing up first. / - i'm first.

then we'll be out together. fine then. i'm first no matter what. i've said it. i'm going first. i seriously mean it. i'm first. i feel like i won't get a photo again. i'll be here all night. i think she'll stand up first 100% this time.

no, let's hold back. no. 1 this time. (what do i do?) tact game. ready... hyojoo! three people are out. i told you i'd go first. - i said i would. / - i said it. how annoying!

so annoyed. three of you are out. it's jongmin vs. taehyun, right? jongmin and taehyun are left. if we stand up together, it's over, isn't it? if you stand up together, hyojoo will miss out again. i must not be destined to take photos. i'll just take one on my own. if you stand up together, it'll be a solo photo.

taehyun, just let me win. you're married! you're married. (sigh) (sending a mysterious sign) 2 seconds. 2 seconds... - okay. / - i'll give you an advantage. whoever goes first, wins.

one of these two are out. ready... set... - go. / - hyojoo! i was faster. i was faster! - both... / - i was faster. - both are out. / - i said hyojoo first. - i said it first. / - both are out.

both out. - please do a video replay. / - you're both out. - video replay please. / - audio director... taehyun, jongmin are out. you're both out. let's play one more time. last game! last one. this is really the last one.

okay, let's go. let's go! no one's going to stand up. should i stand up? 1... i'll wait till the fourth one? ready. go. - hyojoo! / - hyojoo! - geez! / - come on.

what's wrong with you? you said you'd go second. okay, okay, okay. it's 2... if you stand up together, you're out. if you're left at the end, you're out. set. - what's your problem? / - what the? - this guy... / - joonyoung wins.

(dancing) you were greedy. so joonyoung gets a photo alone? it's so hard to get a photo. couple photo in the rapaseed field. the highlight. joonyoung and hyojoo. - joonyoung. / - hyojoo. make it seem like you're really in love.

hyojoo, seriously... - make it lovely. / - shouldn't we do this? like this? (they start the shoot) hyojoo looks pretty even when she's looking up. just a little more. more in love. it looks good. is this the right pose? (what did they shoot?)

(only han hyojoo) (joonyoung's been cut out) didn't you take me? (even among these immature guys) (a beautiful couple photo was taken) (next time) ("the moon represents my heart" by unknown dress) ("you're so fine" by cnblue)

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