(horror special) honey, it got really dark. shouldn't we go down the mountain now? should we? it must be tough to drive, go hiking and drive again. it's not tough with you by my side. really? hold on. i'm thirsty. hang on...
oops! i drank alcohol! oh, no! how can i drive now? are you laughing? no, no. seunghye, can you drive? i can't drive. i don't even have a license! what should we do then? i can't drunk drive.
i guess we have no choice... oh, good. how about we spend the night here? oh, come on! but we have no choice. what the... what are you doing? chauffeur service. but i don't have any cash now. i take credit cards.
no! we can have this driver drive us. that's true, but... what is it? i drank too much... i feel queasy. i feel like i'll get carsick. - i can't do a long car ride. / - really? we'll have to go tomorrow. alright...
why are you laughing? gosh... let's just rest up a bit. - fine. / - nice... excuse me. - excuse me. / - you're already late. - you're already late! / - what? the spa room you wanted is booked up now. honey, you called this place?
you came last time... oh, it's your first time here... since we changed the interior. this was your plan from the start. it's not like that. i drank alcohol. we have to. let me just sober up here. fine. you can use this room. - okay. / - okay.
let's unpack. honey, i'm hungry after all that hiking. - you are? / - yeah. that's why i brought some bread. really? this looks great. - enjoy. / - let's eat. yum, that's really good! seunghye, what's wrong? i guess i ate too fast.
you have the hiccups. know what's good for that? having your back rubbed will stop the hiccups. i've never heard that before. kim seunghye. i was an avid watcher of the drama "heo jun." i know for sure. watch. - let me... / - alright.
how's that? honey, why is your hand on my shoulder? it's not. then whose hand is this? you scared us! did they stop? what? let me rub your back. honey, my hiccups are gone. get out!
why'd they stop so soon? you're trying to sleep here with me? i just want to sleep on a bed! i'm a person! must you hurt my feelings over this bed? - no, i didn't mean that. / - forget it. i don't even want to speak to you. i'll just sleep here. honey... i bet that sofa is uncomfortable.
no. i'll sleep on this uncomfortable thing. maybe i'll doze off at the wheel tomorrow. no, that's not good. honey, want to use the bed with me? good idea. honey! sofa bed. it transforms. that looks way more comfy!
why is thing so comfy? - get out! / - that's so cool. - seunghye, this place is weird. / - right? - let's get out of here. / - okay. what? why'd like to check out. how much is the bill? $100, but just give me $80.
at least they know the service was poor. you get $20 in mileage. - what? you have mileage here? / - no... you drank so you couldn't drive and you booked this place. i'm so disappointed! seunghye! seunghye... why'd you tell her that? - seunghye! / - hey, hey. take this wallet.
is this seunghye's? a driver's license? (descendants of pyongyang) lee changyun! im jonghyeok! lee changho! is everyone here? yes, sir! we got jobs at this mart
to figure out intelligence the south koreans have on frozen pollack across the street. fulfill your mission! comrade jonghyeok! you came to the south recently. make sure you don't stand out. don't worry, sir. comrade changho, what's wrong with your hair? you want to make it obvious you're from the north?
what are you saying? this is a trendy style. it's the two block cut. nope, nope! the trend these days is... frosted bangs. that's so outdated! try to stay current with the trends. - and comrade changyun. / - yes.
that outfit is a nope, nope! the h.o.t. look! they're from forever ago. so embarrassing! the owner! hello, sir! - hey, there. / - hello! - morning, guys. / - yes. - jonghyeok, what's with your outfit? / - excuse me? someone might think you're a spy.
what are you so surprised at? nothing! nothing. okay. according to the customer reviews, you were chosen as the employee of the month, changyun. if you're chosen as the employee of the month you get a bonus. so everyone try hard.
- thank you! / - yes. let's all get to work. ♪ pick me, pick me, pick me up ♪ ♪ we're girls with dreams ♪ comrade changyun! did i hear you sing a south korean song? you're a slave to south korean propaganda. sometimes i think... ♪ you're a spy but not like a spy ♪
i'll twist your neck! i'm sorry! stop it! if we do not unite, we'll all die! we must all be... ♪ happy ♪ ♪ and not be sick ♪ - you all sang south korean... / - shut it! today's mission is to blow up a south korean
building causing mass hysteria. first... we'll blow up the coffee shop across the street! the coffee shop? sir! not the coffee shop! what's with you? i have 20 stamps so i get a free caramel macchiato! give me that!
then... we'll blow up the bank on the 1st floor. not the bank, sir! my installment savings mature tomorrow. just give me one more day. give me this account! - no... / - give it! must we be divided over this piece of paper? i'm sorry, sir!
comrade, your birthday is on october 16? 1016. why do you ask? just curious. is money that important? hold on... - changho! / - yes? are you bullying him for getting a bonus? no, no, no.
that's really disappointing! and look at these displays! they're terrible! i should fire you! sir... i can't take this any longer! calm down! or all of our efforts will be in vain! that gun is only for when your life is in danger! but i still can't take it!
think of your family in the north! i miss my mom in the north. don't become weak! i can't eat when i think of my mom. have a snack, guys. move it! move it! - move! / - hold it. me first. - geez... / - here.
thank you! - thank you. / - pass it on. thank you. i got strawberry milk! let me get a sip. please share some strawberry milk! - just a sip. / - hold it right there! bring me that strawberry milk! give me that strawberry milk!
must we be divided over this sweet capitalistic strawberry milk? this strawberry milk... i'll get rid of it! just a sip, sir! - please! / - just one sip! one sip... now peace has been restored. so for our mart...
why would you throw a snack out in the store! no... - it's not like that. / - what's wrong with you? can't you do anything right? i'm sorry, boss. i'll train him properly. - please train him well, jungeun. / - yes. we haven't had an employee dinner in a while. let's get some pork belly today.
- yeah, pork belly! / - nice! what are you all doing? second round of drinks are on me, sir. you don't have the money for that. (genome project) hello, everyone. i'm park sora of the male restoration project. it's been over 100 years since men have been extinct. our team of researchers
have been secretly researching men and have found new hypothesis that will disprove existing hypotheses. what is it about? first, there's the male physiological phenomena. according to a professor in oxford university there was a theory that men do not use bathrooms and just go anywhere. everyone...
do not be shocked. men had bathrooms too. goodness... amazing.. aren't walls bathrooms for men? don't they just spread it out like fertilizing a field? it was also revealed that they went to the bathroom alone. my gosh...
then who do they gossip with in the bathroom? i think your theory on the existence of a men's bathroom is false! no. we brought this relic from the remains of a beer house in hongdae that will prove that this is factual. this is it. - what is that? / - what is that?
what on earth is that? isn't that a tub? isn't it ceramic? it looks like a bobsleigh. this is a men's urinal. urinal... surprisingly, men had separate urinals and toilets. why?
then how do you urinate in that? the form for urination... up to 3 men could use this at a time. so that's why they were fast in the bathroom. next are our results on men's bathing culture which was a key part of our project. men bathe differently to women? what can they possibly do differently? - just wash up... / - that doesn't make sense.
please focus. when men bathed, they didn't carry a bath basket with various products. they just used a single bar of soap. soap... - no way! / - and that's not all. after showering... we found that they used this lotion on their face and entire body.
and... there were men that didn't use any lotion. - how could you not use lotion? / - impossible... do you expect us to believe that? these are all facts. these results were hard for us to accept too. our team also found a unique part of men's bathing culture. this.
"please use the hair dryer only for your hair." - wait. / - hold on. where else would you use a hair dryer? hold on... we... we can't believe this. who would believe this? this is ridiculous! we have a witness here that can back all of this up.
a witness? she's the only one that met a man before they went extinct 100 years ago. we'll bring in oh nami. hello. i'm oh nami. thank you for coming all this way. ma'am, did you really meet a man? sure. i've met many.
how many have you met? i've met many. be more specific. how many? did you really meet a lot of men? ma'am... can you please tell us a bit more about men? men were seductive creatures. how did they try to seduce? oh, gosh.
guys would always beg me to go on an overnight trip with them. i've seen that in a book. they'd usually say, "we'll just sleep with our hands held." that is a lie. they didn't even hold my hand! - geez... / - ma'am... and we also have something we'll reveal
for the first time. it's something nami received from a man 100 years ago. ma'am, what is this? a letter. men would write letters to me. is this what's called a love letter? wedding invitation. they'd tell me to stop by for the food.
you scumbags! why would i want to go there to eat? (please go away) smart guy! hi. cutie guy! this place is filled of men. did they hear that i was coming or what? you can spit your phlegm in here.
mr. cutie guy. may i sit here a moment? have a seat. over there. pulling the chair out for me... are you busy now? i'm not buying. do you have time? i'll pay you, so can you please leave?
i'm begging you. you're giving me money. i think you're kind. i have a criminal record. are you a bad boy or what? mr. bad guy. i'll make you mine today. are you picking a fight? bring it on. bring it!
you love it. can we talk for a moment? go ahead. i'll get going. let's go out for a drink. i'm going to sleep here. waiter! bring me a blanket, waiter! may i help you? my goodness.
what is song hyegyo doing here? i'm shalla. park shalla. oh, park shalla. my heart has exploded. welcome to our bar. do you always talk like this? are you the owner here? i'm a part-timer.
today's pay day. i'd like to buy you a rice roll. would you join me at the shop near here? i'm sorry. you're out of my class. are you in the heavyweight class? are you a comedian or what? i like a man that can make me laugh. i can make you laugh too!
try to guess. what's choi bulam's favorite vegetable? green onion, green onion, green onion! you told her, didn't you? do you always talk like this? i'm really curious. i'll destroy you. i'll destroy you! why does he talk like that? shall we continue talking? go talk over there.
such a cute guy. oh, smart guy! oh, what a shame. i'm in the middle of an important conversation with my friends. i see no friends. hey, naldu. yeah. you want to play soccer tomorrow?
- sounds good. / - goodness! i like soccer too. you must like soccer. shall we go watch a game together? i hate soccer. you just said you did. i hate it. i hate it! don't ever mention soccer in front of me again. when i was a kid, my family struggled during the winter.
know why? because life kicked us around. wait... was that a soccer joke? we were so cold and poor then. we couldn't even afford... a match. like a soccer match? and what was worse, soccer ruined my best friend's wedding.
the bride... i wanted to soccer face. sock her. - soccer. / - sock her. soccer. i should kick you in the head. dang it... is he kim heungguk or what? so this is the most expensive bar in gangnam?
- that's right, mr. ceo. / - oh, yeah? - please have a seat. / - alright. order the most expensive bottle. - yes, sir. / - good. oh, luxury guy! have we ever met before? are you my aunt? - mr. lee. / - yes. - did you invite her? / - no, sir.
will you pour me a drink? will you please not talk to me? i feel like we'll really connect. i feel like you'll make me barf. i'm going to seduce you. then i'm going to cuss you out! what's with all the rhyming? are you a rapper or what? shalla.
i have a cocktail for you. goodness, this drink... who bought this? i did. please accept my heart. - say yes, say yes... / - say yes... say yes... stop! stop! please stop! i met four men today.
and now all that's left is my decision. which man must i choose? are you putting on a play? what's with him? (large love) why do you want to break up? just because... did i do something wrong? did you meet another man?
so that's it. you met a guy. i knew this would happen eventually. you always made me nervous. but still... you still have the matching ring on. it's stuck. i ate instant noodles before bed last night. maybe my fingers are swollen.
but don't worry. i won't eat any tonight and get it to you tomorrow. so i guess i'll never get it back. did something happen? why are you so uneasy? why isn't he coming? he should be here now. did you... when i'm right here...
are you out of your mind? may i take your order? what took you so long? i waited so long! - two pork cutlets. / - sure. you're always like this! where's my order? make it four pork cutlets. would you like your cutlets with bread or rice?
- both. / - both. sure. i went by your house last night. you weren't home. where were you at that late hour? i was at a good restaurant nearby with my mom. if you're going to lie, make it believable. a good restaurant nearby with your mom? you think all restaurants are good!
don't act like you know everything about me! this really isn't working between us. let's keep this short. let's end it here. take care. don't worry. your pork cutlets are here. minkyung, you've really changed since meeting that guy.
you cut your cutlets now. did he tell you to eat like this? is that what he likes? you want to look girlish? - or... / - stop it! let me eat. i can't believe... you can eat at a time like this. oh, it's possible.
eating pork cutlets like this... reminds me of when we went to namsan. we went to namsan and ate pork cutlets, ate more cutlets, ate more pork cutlets, ate more cutlets... we ate more pork cutlets after. they were so good. oh. remember i gave you a bite of mine?
that's when i knew. "she's the one." minkyung. don't be like this. - let's just... / - minkyung... here you are. i was right. what brings you here? this place makes the biggest pork cutlets.
who is this guy? i'm the man that likes minkyung. she saved my life. when i was stuck under a truck, she lifted the truck up. i bought a designer bag for you on my business trip overseas, minkyung. i wanted this one. i bought walnut cakes from cheonan.
i really wanted these! minkyung... is that what you want? love is so hard. - i wanted eat these... / - who was that guy? oh, it's not like that between us. what do you think i mean? hey... are you that easy?
what? easy? yeah, i'm easy! just break up with me then. how could you say that so easily? i can't put up with you anymore. let's really end this. don't ever call me again. that man just now. did he really leave?
yes, he did. then i'd like those two cutlets to-go. he already reserved them for his next visit. that jerk! (knew this would happen) so is this the last hand? fine... all in. what now? you can fold if you're scared.
you talk too much, agwi. all in! very nice, geun. song jungeun. let's show them. alright. i won! - take the money. / - yes, sir. think you could beat me?
does that mean all this money is mine now? what? you... i knew this would happen! which is why i told him he'd get a cut. please keep your promise, sir. - sure. / - how dare you betray me? thanks for the money. - load the money in the trunk. / - yes, boss.
you're so naive. - is it in the car? / - yes, boss. good. give me the key. here's the key... boss. which is why i gave him a building. and it's close to a subway station. that's right. bring me my money!
don't be such a sore loser. accept your defeat and get lost. - is the car ready? / - yes. - let's go. / - are you just going to let them go, boss? which is why i took the steering wheel off your car! now how will you drive? isn't your license plate 9853? how'd you know that? which is why i changed our car license plates!
you took the steering wheel off your own car! which is why i changed the license plates that you changed again! you changed them, right? i didn't get to that. idiot! a screwdriver didn't work. you fool. - let's go. / - yes, boss.
looks like i have no choice. we're both going down together. which is why i called the police! i have nothing to lose. let's go down together! good. let the police come. they won't be able to take me in. there's evidence that we gambled here. how will you get out of this?
which is why i made the other side of this gaming table a dining table! so... is eating dinner a crime? will the police take away someone for eating? our plan failed. what do we do? which is why i hid a policeman in here! police! which is why i've been hiding here since last night.
you have the right to remain silent. - you have...wait... / - he talks to much. spin it back. lock it. it's locked. now what? let's get out of here. where do you think you're going? you can't escape. i've blocked off all the exits. which is why i made an emergency exit!
- what? / - see you later. which is why i built shutters! you can't open that. which is why i made another door on these shutters. a door! i can go out through here. which is why i put glass over the shutters! that's bulletproof glass! nobody can escape from here.
you might as well bet all the money you have and play one more hand. i'll bet that money and my hand. fine. playing hardball, eh? deal the cards. this is tense. the hands are faster than the eyes. i'll deal him one from the top.
one from the bottom for me. one from the top again... everyone can hear. dang it! you should've told me sooner! but you were so serious... they heard everything. how dare you try to cheat? play right!
fine. this will be fair and square. a sport of wits. let's play poker. you think you can play? which is why i brought the world's best poker player. - what? / - yohwan! lim yohwan! - lim yohwan! / - that's right. so.
think you can beat them? of course. they're a bunch of newbies. good. so you think you can take him? which is why i brought someone that can beat lim yohwan! kayeon! what's going on, honey?
you said you had a tournament. this isn't las vegas. i know you used up the travel expenses i gave you. - which is why i had a hidden stash! / - what? a hidden stash... bet you didn't know about this? - good... / - a hidden stash... which is why i changed all that money to coins. coins!
i didn't know this would happen! (1 vs. 1) quiz show 1 vs. 1! we have lots of contestants today. let's meet the first contestant. good to see you, il hoseon. i brought some food for you, minsang. laver. - wow! / - ta-da!
some rich person just threw this out. for you, minsang. no, you have it. oh, yeah. enough of that. stop messing around. here are the first questions. try to fill in the blanks to complete the song lyrics. here we go!
♪ the only thing i can give you ♪ ♪ is this laver ♪ stop that. ♪ if it rained ♪ ♪ i'd get to wash my hair ♪ next! ♪ change, change ♪ ♪ i'll take it in taffy ♪ ♪ bang, bang, bang ♪
bread? what kind of bread? give me some! you're out! let's meet the next contestant. politics was easier than quiz shows. candidate 0 lee sanghun. - 0! / - okay. don't do that. just answer the questions. gosh, you startled me!
here's your question. guess the song title. it's a song that thanks the eternal kindness we can never pay back and that we should never forget. what's the title? this is the answer. something that's impossible to repay? student loans. it's true.
the tuition at korean private universities is the second most expensive only behind the u.s. korean students can't have any fun during summer vacation after their exams. why? they have to work part-time gigs to earn that tuition money. but it's still not enough. so what do they do? take out a student loan.
now how do they pay back this student loan? just graduate and get a job. but they can't get a job after they graduate. they go to university to gain credentials and knowledge, but all they're left with is debt. and their futures are shrouded in mystery. why do you keep talking about this stuff? that's why you should send candidate 0
lee sanghun to the national assembly. i will never make you all struggle like that. the only person that struggled because of me was my mom when she gave birth to me. 4.5kg, c-section, my mom was in pain because of my big head. alright! stop it. here's your second question. it's a saying.
it's a saying about birds. it's a figurative saying that expresses constant worry and concern. they're worried and concerned all the time. the lotte family. lotte caused a ruckus recently with the brothers rebelling. now they're suspected of having slush funds and getting special approval for buildings.
there are all sorts of suspicions about them. it's not just lotte's gum being chewed. the entire company is being chewed out. i've never been suspected of anything. the only thing i was suspected of was being a dol hareubang in jeju-do. they kept touching my nose to have a son. can i touch it? you startled me!
i will answer every question. 1st place is mine. jung haecheol, let's go, go, go! i'll answer everything right. great, haecheol. please, i beg of you, let me finish before you answer. here i go. this is a question about martial arts. since back in the day, martial arts...
- "infinite challenge." / - no. i'm talking about fighting. - park myeongsu and jeong junha. / - no! forget this! next question. listen carefully this time. this is a question about tools. - axes... / - rapper. no! let me finish. - axes usually... / - brag about money.
i'm so stressed out. i feel like i'll explode. - your stomach. / - what? i'm going to call my friends if you're like this. - "delicious guys." / - no! not them! forget this! keep quiet. "the wailing" spoilers? yes! do not spoil it! i got to the hospital these days, i'm lee byeongwon.
good to meet you, byeongwon. what will you do if you win the prize money? i'll go to mojito for a glass of maldives. you've switched them around? i saw a beautiful dyla on the way to the tv studio today. dyla... oh, a lady? no, a dyla with pretty pledims. - dimples? / - a dyla with pretty pledims.
a lady with pretty dimples. - kidding me are you? / - are you kidding me? - kidding me are you? / - what are you doing? massaging your shoulders. answer the questions. here's the first one. it's about a fairy tale. it's about the pig brothers that left their mother to be independent.
the hard-working third pig built a brick house and escaped from the dangers of the wolf. what is the name of this fairy tale? here's a hint. i know this one. answer. the pigs three little. change that around.
the little pigs three. what is that? all wrong. trying to cheer you up. stop messing around! this country is in southern asia in northeast of india. it's the most densely populated country. foreign aid supports half of their government spending.
they're one of the world's poorest nations. what is the name of this country? bangdelash. it's a total mess. try again! shbanglade. what is that? dialect? - it's all wrong! / - it's wrong? man... i was going to sing a song as a ceremony if i won.
- what are you saying? / - mother's "dear god." it's god's "dear mother." ♪ my mom kidding me are you ♪ - this has been... / - sang minyoo. - it's yoo minsang. / - kidding me are you? (like a family) honey. yeonggil fell asleep. should we go to bed too?
wake up, yeonggil. your dad's sleepy. go with him to our room and sleep. alright. let's go. so tactless! big trouble! - big trouble! / - big trouble! mother, what brings you here without even calling? suji had a big fight with her dad... - and left home. / - she left home?
i nagged her for being unmarried and she still hasn't come home yet. why did you scold her when she didn't even do anything? you're such a pain! a huge pain! you old bag, did you buy a lotto ticket? don't push your luck! that reminds me. i saw you talking to some old lady
in front of the lotto shop. who was she? just some lady buying a lotto ticket. i'm going then. where? to find that old lotto ticket lady and tear her hair out. as she's seeing if her numbers are right i'll hit her face the same numbers
they show on tv. 45! mom! - calm down. / - now's not the time for this. we need to hurry and find suji. dad, big trouble. before we find big sis, find my sock. it's really urgent, dad!
what are you doing? this isn't the time for this! you're always like this, dad. you only look out for big sis. when did i do that? you never even bought me any clothes. don't you remember? you only bought me underwear briefs but you bought big sis a top and a bottom. do you know how envious i was of that?
- what a strange kid... / - so mean... over here. come in. suji! - goodness, suji! / - suji! so here you all are. the unmarried nuisance is here. suji, where were you? i was going to put up a banner to find you! honey, why are you going overboard?
no need for a banner. don't be like that, sister-in-law! don't you worry about your family member? i was going to hang this necklace on you rather than hang a banner up. why don't you put out an advertisement that i left home! so who is this? goodness, i forgot.
he brought me here. - goodness. / - your boyfriend? i'm a taxi driver. you didn't pay the fare. please pay up. my shift is almost over. - i need to go now. / - i'm so sorry. i'm sure it's hard for you to feed your wife and kids. sir, i'm still single.
- you're unmarried? / - yes. then get married! take the taxi to your honeymoon! - dad. / - father. you don't just marry people off like that. look at me. this isn't how people should live! i was walking carelessly and ended up in front of the court house.
that's what it's like for me. mom, look at me and be happy. please pay the fare. i've decided. i'm leaving your home to become independent, dad. suji, that's a great idea. you're at that age now to be independent. so the thing is, give me a room at your house, big bro.
did you hear that, dad? give me $5,000. why $5,000 all of a sudden? for the housing deposit! i'm giving her a good deal since i know her! as you can see, this place is fully stocked! pay up. don't just sit there blinking! do you take dad for a fool?
well, do you? don't yell at your big brother. dad, i'm taking your side now. why are you always on hwisun's side? what did i do? when i used to fight with hwisun as kids you hit my calves with a cane and you hit hwisun with your expensive golf club! i wanted to be hit by something expensive too!
why must you discriminate? don't be like that, daesung! you shouldn't yell at someone that's covered in age spots! i'm covered in age spots? you stay out of this, dad! this is why i don't want to live with you! big sis! just drop it! you're acting like a mysterious spinster!
auntie! you're so ignorant! it's not mysterious! it's hysterical! you're so ignorant! nephew, stop frowning! - i want pizza. / - what? dad, buy me pizza. give me $2,000 for pizza. what kind of pizza costs $2,000? i want to go to cooking school and bake it myself.
it's my dream to be a kind father! - let's just order in. / - you stay out of this! don't talk back to your dad! - you shouldn't talk back! / - stay out of this, dad! stop pointing out mistakes. you keep talking about mistakes. - so you like intelligent people? / - what? - then i'm going. / - where? to tear the hair out of intelligent old ladies.
when i see those intelligent old bags intelligently reading the newspaper and they're checking their horoscope, i'll smack them in the back of the head and they'll be seeing stars. - goodness. / - don't. it's the girl next door. - what is it? / - it's too loud. it's too loud?
how about we go somewhere quiet for some coffee? ♪ i love coffee, i love tea ♪ (never let you go) eat up, chickens and duck. it makes me so happy to watch you guys grow. eat up, cuties. let's see... hey, this is huge! i'd better get ready.
it's a big day today! honey, what is it? match a for the korean soccer team. and? what do you think they'll eat watching the game? fried chicken and beer? honey, what do we do? don't worry. mr. yoo, isn't like that. he's a good man.
- don't worry, okay? / - go, korea! it's not true, is it? you're not that kind of person are you, mr. yoo? please say something! no, i think you guys are mistaken. i just bought this to drink because i'm thirsty. it's just beer. i'll have it with just any bar snack... radish for fried chicken?
- mr. yoo is that kind of person. / - oh, no... no, no! i'm just going to have radish and beer. it's a thing. wow... do you take me for a bird brain? it is true technically... alright, guys! i'm not drinking this! i'm not drinking this! and i'm not watching soccer! happy?
- yo, minsang! / - hey. you butcher a chicken yet? sorry, guys. i'm not watching the game today. i'm not butchering a chicken! what are you talking about? you invited us here to watch the game and have some fried chicken and beer! i took a day off from work!
i came all the way from busan! i'm sorry but i can't watch the game today. - no chicken. / - forget that. we'll be here drinking. fry up a chicken or else we're no longer friends. - let's go. / - come on, guys... guys... dang it... what do i do? i'm going to end up losing my friends.
i'm going to end up losing my family! chicken, it's not like that... chicken! please let us just love each other! excuse me! i'll sacrifice myself. duck... aren't you all tired of fried chicken and beer? - how about duck and beer today? / - duck...
is fried duck good though? mr. yoo. they say you could deep-fry a shoe and it would be tasty! taking off these feathers... and covering myself in batter! no... alright, guys! i'll tell my friends that we should have pork belly and soju instead.
that's good for everyone. - it's settled. / - pork belly! pig... pork belly and soju? mr. yoo, why are you doing this? why am i in the line of fire now? guys, say something to him. guys! sorry.
so this isn't your business? please think about it again, mr. yoo. there are so many kinds of bar snacks! intestines, blood sausage, stir-fried cartilage... that's me! that's it... i'm going to lose weight. that's all i need to do. this is so tiring!
just kill me. pig. i'm scum. when you grill pork belly... just turn it once or else all the juices will escape. and place the kimchi below me. it taste better grilled in pork drippings. and cut off the burnt parts.
it's bad for your health. and if you're going to eat me. - marinate me in wine. / - pig! pig! don't do this! hey, minsang! forget the game! let's just drink! time for round 3!
let's go! guys! they're not watching the game! - we're saved! / - wow! pig, you don't need to drink wine anymore. - get off me! / - gosh... - you're drunk. / - bring me a bar snack! there are no bar snacks here. right here. fry up a chicken! hey, no!
stop him! (trouble maker) the people are scared of terrorists hidden all throughout korea. everyone, stay alert. you don't know where a terrorist might be. all members, move to the nearby high school. what terrorist will be at a high school? what's this?
is that female student a terrorist? i have to get in to seoul national university, but i got in korea university's law school. i don't want to be a judge or prosecutor! a terrorist attack! get down! we expect another attack. forget this. i'm going to retake the entrance exam. oh, what terrible luck! we were utterly defeated!
- are you guys okay? / - yes. all members move to the nearby barracks. watch the fallen leaves. better be careful. careful. - you a new soldier? / - private sim mungyu! where you from? - i'm from jeju-do, sir! / - jeju-do? so you're from jeju-do, are ya? welcome!
i reckon it's nice to meet ya! i thought your hands would be yellow. i bet you ate plenty of dekopons! there are always soldiers like that! even here! - what? / - i'm sorry! you... hey, what's your major? i'm a math major, sir!
a math major? so do you know the pythagorean theorem? i know it, sir! how about pascal's theorem? then go clean your locker. we can't just sit back and watch. get in there. maybe you have a dekopon in your locker. private sim, your younger sister is here to visit.
- yes, sir! / - she's pretty. hey, brother-in-law. let's go. thank you! thank you... alright, the situation's been handled. all members, report to the nearby newlywed house. newlywed house? oh, my legs are sore.
daughter-in-law. i'm in front of your place. what's the passcode? a terrorist attack! look at the bomb in her hand! she means to stay over for 5 days! jimin, you got married recently. take care of the mother-in-law. what took you so long to pick up?
- what were you doing? / - mother! - you were home? / - of course. i'm so glad you came. i'm supposed to meet my friends today. please watch the kids. nice, it looks like the situation will be handled. but she's a veteran. don't let your guard down! - sure, go ahead. / - yes. i'll just go through your fridge...
- while you're not home. / - what? what do you eat at home for my son to be so skinny and for you to be so chubby? i failed! jimin has been defeated! i'm going in. and did you finish the kimchi i gave you or did you hate it?
it's all moldy and white now. now's the time! you're jimin's dad! oh, hello there! oh, you're home. why are you standing outside? come on in! come in for some tea. gosh, i'll come back next time!
jimin, go make her some tea. the situation has been handled! mission complete! (manly men) hey. things were going well with you and your girlfriend. why'd you break up? man... i have no idea. my girlfriend said she was moving
so i went to help. she said, "thanks, honey. my move was easy thanks to you." that's good. thanks to me? then which guy helped you move in so easily before that? and what about before that place? how many guys did you have help you?
she said, "don't be silly, honey. let's order black bean noodles. i guess you want a large order since you're a guy?" a large since i'm a guy? i guess all the previous guys ordered large noodles too, since you thought i would! i actually want the regular. i don't like the large.
i wanted the regular! how many other guys ordered the large? i'm not angry. i'm smiling right now and asking you! - so that's why she dumped you. / - yeah... should i get on my knees and ask her out again? why would a man kneel? get it together, man! thinking about kneeling... you're a disgrace.
- oh, be quiet... / - i'm out of here. - hey, hold on. / - what? what's with your hand? was it when i tripped before? - it's nothing. / - what the... even bowing to her didn't get her back. how many times did you do this? i lost count after 1,000. so annoying...
- it's myunghoon. / - hey, myunghoon. i'm going to dump my girlfriend. she asked for clothes that i didn't wear to give to her younger brother. so i gave her some. she happily put them in a paper bag. i should dump her, right? but you gave her the clothes. i said i'd give her clothes i didn't wear.
i didn't say i'd give her a paper bag. then shouldn't she pay me 10 cents for the paper bag? that's the humane thing to do. if you've ever sang... ♪ the bag is open ♪ as a kid even once. - i have. / - me too. my paper bag was taken without compensation. i was used.
she took the clothes without even saying thank you. she looked so despicable. so scary! did she make up having a younger brother just to get a free paper bag? that's what came to mind. i'd better go find out if she really has a younger brother.
or else i become the sucker. - i'm out of here. / - where are you going? to get my 10 cents or dump her. i'm going to settle this. - hey... hang in there. / - good luck. geez, what a bunch of losers! two men whining over being dumped by a girl. you've never done that, mister? never! it's over once i break up.
i don't even remember the name of my ex! geez. hey, you got a new phone? - yes. / - where'd you get the money for that? i have no money. this is a 2-year plan. jeonghui! why don't you have any love for me? do you feel nothing for me?
do you really hate me now? mister, are you okay? fine, fine! don't feel a thing. you mature through breakups. this is how you become an adult. he's really struggling. i don't think he's an adult yet. it's myunghoon. what happened? i asked my girlfriend for my 10 cents
and she said, "you're so mean!" and started to run. so then i shouted... that you're sorry? "thief!" thankfully, i got my money back through a good samaritan. the world's not so bad after all. you're the true manly man. (through the ranks) hello, boss! i'm anchovy!
- hey there! work out some more. / - yes, boss. hello, boss! i'm briquette! - you should work out too. / - yes, boss. hello, boss! i'm insole. step down. - boss. / - yeah. i ordered some blood sausage soup in case you'd be hungry. sounds great!
close the door. some blood sausage soup after a workout. this should be great. blood sausage soup needs a lot of chives. insole, got some chives? - i'll check, boss. / - good. briquette. got some chives? i'll check, boss.
anchovy. got chives? boots? i got some, boss! - anchovy has some. / - anchovy has some. open the doors. - get in here, anchovy. / - yes, boss. put them in. - yes. boss. / - good.
boot. open the doors! this boot... can't be a true chive. right! true chives... can turn you maori... - turn you maori... / - right! or turn you into a cheerleader...
now these are true chives. get it together! sorry, boss! close the doors. what is this? - insole. / - yes, boss. this is a luxury umbrella. give it to anchovy for monsoon season. - yes, boss. / - good.
- briquette. / - yes, boss. the big boss says it's for anchovy. - yes, boss. / - it's very nice. - anchovy. / - yes, boss. the big boss says it's for you. hold it. wow, i want it for myself. - it's been delivered. / - it's been delivered. you like it?
- yes, boss! / - good. you'll look really cool with that. i feel like i'll stink. don't be ridiculous and hold it up. let's see. hold it up on a rainy day... this is what i was given. this plunger... - can't be a true umbrella. / - right! a true umbrella...
can turn you into choi minsu... - from the movie... / - right! or turn you into a ballerina... one and two and three and four and... now that's a true umbrella. - get it together! / - sorry, boss! what's that sound? boss! boss! the brown bear gang is here and they're armed!
armed? get a weapon. it's dangerous. - you stay out of the way. / - alright. get him! hey, it hurts! (the demon) i can sense an incredible evil presence here. - it's a strong presence. / - stay calm. do you have cake?
so you want cake? that would be a piece of cake. it's a demon. it's a middle-aged man demon! come out of him! come out! the demon is out. show us your true form. now! so hot! the middle-aged man demon!
it's so hot. i'm all sweaty. - gross... / - it's so hot... why's it so hot? hey! put this down! geez... so many kinds of bread i like. i love sausage bread. sausage bread, is it hard to make ends meat?
look, it's pizza bread. pizza bread. pizza pocket. pizza... this walnut pie looks delicious. let's slice this up. - if i slice this pie like this... / - what the... is it wi-pie? wi-pie! hey, listen up.
what do you call cola in the oven? cola in the oven? baking soda. baking soda! you're not laughing now... but listen up. the next time you go home and you're craving a cola, you'll crack up. why are you laughing so hard?
did you have cola today? that's so funny! what a relief. i think the demon is gone. - i'll go check. / - be careful. hey, kid. are you okay? kid! why are you laughing? because this is my jam. i'm jamming! the demon is back!
how much is this bread? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... stop spitting! - gosh... / - what's with your face? fine, fine. i'll blow you away in 3 seconds. 1, 2, 3 candles. what a crummy joke. hey, demon.
why are you doing this? you don't know? don't underestimate middle-aged men. you kids are always on your social media! middle-aged men are on sns too! - watch. / - what's that? see? sns. sinmun or newspaper. news.
sports news! why aren't you laughing? (serious kingdom) according to the serious records of joseon... during the rule of king serious, it was said that laughter made the nation silly and so the serious era began... despite laughter being banned in this nation, you dare make the people laugh?
i'm going to find the criminal and punish him. - we're innocent, sire! / - be quiet! the mastermind is among you for sure. who is it? sire, it is said that he made people laugh with a korean poem. - a korean poem? / - yes. fine. recite a korean poem. but make it unfunny and serious. the topic will names of movie titles.
movie titles? you over there. you'll be first. i'll do the "safety first" version. - "safety first?" / - yes. first, give me "jaws." "jaws." alright. let's start. jaws... a slide. looks like fun.
time for a ride. this should be fun. jaws... / - death from being sore. he's the funny one! beat him! why are you so excited? - i'll do "ip man" next. / - "ip man." - yes. / - alright. ip... honey, is dinner ready?
- man... / - death by toe stubbing. beat him again! something feels strange. - i'll do one more. / - one more - give me "ong bak." / - "ong bak?" ong... she has long straight hair down to her bottom. from the back, she's totally my type. i should ask her for her number.
excuse me, can i get your number? bak... it's park wankyu! death. beat him hard! you in the middle, you go. i'll do a bathhouse version. - bathhouse version? / - yes. - i'll do "the housemaid." / - "the housemaid." alright. the...
gosh, i'm so tired. i should take a bath. - housemaid... / - that's the women's tub. or was it? yup, it is. beat him too! just hit me once. i'll do one more. - alright. / - give me "hanna." "hanna." hanna...
it's all about the hot sauna. time for a sweat. - hanna... / - i'm out of here. it's too hot. - so hot... / - beat him again! everyone is so funny today. - pretty good. / - that's right. - i have one more. / - alright. give me "ardor." alright. ardor...
all clean. now i just need to brush my teeth. ardor... beat him! nice. - me? / - i'm envious! you are? do one more? you have another? you're very confident.
yes. give me "long and winding road." alright. long and... that sure was refreshing! i'm all dried. - winding road... / - let's finish up. the people are all cracking up. - but... / - guys relate to that. i laughed when i came up with it. things have livened up.
yes, i prepared some too. yes, it's your turn. i'll do the english subtitle version of korean historical dramas being shown in hollywood. - historical drama subtitles? / - yes. - first, give me "king kong." / - "king kong." alright. king... i couldn't tell. you're pregnant, my queen?
that's wonderful news. we must celebrate this wonderful blessing. kong... congratulations! - beat him too! / - ♪ congratulations ♪ what a relief. - i'll do. "et." / - "et." - yes. / - e... this cottonseed is truly beautiful.
i'll hide this in a brush stand and take it all the way to korea. t... take out! - not quite a big hit. / - yeah. that's when you finish off like this. move that towel to the side. stop doing that. i'll do "taxi."
- is this your last one? / - yes, it is. alright. taxi... that's not nearly enough. to get the necessary funds for war we must tax the people. men, get as much from them as you can. present it to me! taxi... show me the money!
- show me the money... / - what are you doing? what was that? - i fell. / - are you okay?
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