happy to be together on "happy together"! - hello. / - hello. we started today energetically by clapping. does hyeongyeong's internship end after a certain period of time? pardon me, but who are you? - i should have introduced myself. / - i see. will you answer my question about hyeongyeong's internship period?
- there's a week left. / - how long is my internship? - is that so? / - really? - it was a month-long contract. / - i see. there were many actresses who wanted to be on the show regularly. - son yeoeun and park hana? / - right, park hana. i heard that there won't be - female guests today. / - right. so i can relax today.
i heard my internship ends next week, - so everyone in this world... / - wow! - she got interrupted! / - gosh. - she got interrupted. / - i will open the door. - please open the door. / - wait. - wow. / - they are here. please welcome the guests from "two days and one night", cha taehyun, kim junho, defconn,
jung joonyoung and kim jongmin! (taehyun, defconn, junho, joonyoung, jongmin) they are from "two days and one night". - one night! / - one night! - one night! / - two days! (a famous group of entertainers is in the studio!) one night! stop it. (a physical fight to determine the best entertainer)
- he can't be excluded. / - of course he's excluded. (a verbal fight to determine the best entertainer) - rock-paper-scissors! / - rock-paper-scissors! don't give up! (a game to determine the best entertainer) that's right. people on the right, start dancing! let's do it. (spring special, guests from "two days and one night") that's right!
- welcome to "happy together"! / - welcome! - hello. / - wow. - this is a spectacular cast. / - i know. - could you introduce each other? / - yes. could taehyun introduce junho first? he is easy to deal with and the oldest man on "two days and one night". - this is kim junho. / - kim junho! okay.
- can junho introduce jongmin? / - introduce jongmin. junho once got fired from "happy together." - so he is right now... / - i see. - i'd forgotten. / - he has bad memories of this show. - i had forgotten about it. / - don't say that. you keep saying that i was fired from this show, - yes, you were. / - but i retired. - come on, you were fired. / - jaeseok, please explain. - i will clarify this. / - okay.
he quit instead of getting fired. - i see. i knew it! / - he was quick. - he quit instead of getting fired. / - that's correct. - welcome back. / - thank you. i'll do my best. welcome back, junho. he's slow, but he's stayed on the show for nine years. he's the one that has been on the show the longest. it's kim jongmin! kim jongmin.
i can see why he was fired. he's not very good. there is always a reason behind why people get fired. he's known as hip-hop pigeon. however, to us, he's just the concerned pig. defconn! - yes! / - the concerned pig. this is defconn. wow, he's the youngest but doesn't seem like it. he's always confident and yet rude. jung joonyoung! - welcome! / - i'm rude.
he's the leader of "two days and one night", cha taehyun! - okay! / - welcome! - am i a leader? / - of course. taehyun definitely seems like the leader of the group. - however, junho is the oldest. / - don't say that. he is the least experienced one. - i decided to look up to taehyun. / - really? i'm also older than jaeseok,
but he's the leader of this show. - of course. / - that's obvious. - isn't it obvious? / - well... even a child would know that, right? - yes. / - of course. actually, jongmin has been on "two days and one night" the longest. we didn't have a leader in the past. however, taehyun earns the most money.
he also treats everyone on the show to beef. the rest of us treat everyone with less expensive meat like pork loin and pork skin. - taehyun often pays for expensive meat. / - i see. he's someone who takes care of other members. - taehyun's wife / - yes? even cooked beef soup during the holidays - for members. / - wow. - she made it for each member. / - that's impressive.
the real leader is my wife. i also pay for meals after having dinner with jaeseok. - that's right. / - do you also treat him to a meal? - how often? / - he treats us a lot too. - he pays often. / - he also likes to treat others. - i see. / - that's true. everyone here likes to treat others. however, we play "dinner game" even at company dinners. - right. / - we lay out our credit cards
and the restaurant owner chooses. - is that so? / - yes. my credit card gets chosen very often. that's why people don't notice even when he treats. - right, no one notices it. / - so that's why he... one time after we finished shooting with about 100 people including a film crew, - we went out to eat grilled eel. / - i see. it was because taehyun suggested eel.
but my card and junho's card were picked. - we paid about 2,000 dollars each. / - okay. however, all the staff members thanked taehyun for the meal. they said, "thank you, taehyun!" - i felt so sad. / - do you know how upset we were? - i completely understand. / - this happened recently. we were all drunk one night. people were leaving one by one because they were drunk.
- do you know who paid? / - who paid for it? i paid, but everyone thanked taehyun for it. - "thank you, taehyun!" / - but he didn't pay for it. you should let people know. when i tell people that i paid for last night's meal, then jaeseok says, "please clap for myungsoo." you don't tell them? i do that now. i send out a group text the next day. i write, "i treated you all last night."
- "i paid for it all." / - you should do that. - it's important. / - i feel silly emphasizing that. (i feel silly doing it) some people might think that you're showing off. - right. / - they would rather not eat. - it doesn't matter even if we pay. / - i know. i heard there is a vacancy on "two days and one night". - that's right. / - can a girl join? join us. we'd be happy to have you.
- really? / - she's so interested. she wanted to join "entertainment weekly" last week. but we shoot on the same day as "happy together." - it's also on saturday? / - are you going to leave us? - what are you going to do? / - hyeongyeong? - do you want to be / - hyeongyeong. on a weekend show or on thursday at 11 p.m.? choose. is it "happy together" or "two days and one night"?
in three, two... (which one will hyeongyeong choose?) wait, when is it exactly? - the time definitely overlaps. / - it does? they overlap because both are shot on saturday. - so, that's why. / - i'm not happy that she's even - considering it. / - i am disappointed in you. she even asked today when her internship ends. why wouldn't she consider it when it's a great offer?
- still, this is... / - she wouldn't get this kind of - opportunity every day. / - of course not. "two days and one night" can be hard because you have to sleep together. (what?) for men and women to sleep together... what's wrong with that? people sleep in tents together. - we've had female guests before. / - dirty mind! - you're weird. / - why should that matter?
- junho. / - it can be hard for women. - yes? / - junho, welcome back. (welcome back to "happy together") - welcome back. / - welcome back. i can also see hyunmoo is considering it too. i can see it in his eyes. do you want to switch to - "two days and one night"? / - are you considering it? - the members are quite greedy. / - try on this jacket! try it on.
- try it on. / - wow, this is nice. - it looks great on hyunmoo. / - it fits him perfectly. - let's see. / - wow. "two days and one night"! - "two days and one night"! / - that's great. turn around. do you know this about hyunmoo? if he joins "two days and one night", it will be just another show for him.
it won't be decreasing his amount of work. he gets to choose the shows as if he were shopping. - right. / - you're right. - hyunmoo, did you prepare / - yes? headlines for the guests today? - it's hyunmoo's moospatch. / - hyunmoo's moospatch. - he has improved a lot. / - right. "jongmin has been arrogant and bossy for nine years." "he grabbed producer yu hojin by the collar."
you grabbed him by the collar? he and sikyung also held each other by the collar. - wow. / - it's a shocking confession. - i wouldn't do that. / - he's grabbed me like that. - many people do that. / - he must be an expert at it. - he grabs people by the collar. / - goodness. - what did i do? / - jongmin? producer yu hojin is here. - is he really here? / - i can't talk since he's here.
- don't do this to me. / - is he okay? he told me, "stop eating!" (an honest talk between hojin and jongmin) - is that what he really said? / - i'm not kidding. jongmin's been on "two days and one night" for a long time. - that's right. / - yes. there were kang hodong, lee soogeun, eun jiwon, kimc, lee seunggi and jongmin.
there were kim seungwoo, yu haejin, joo won, sung sikyung and uhm taewoong for season two. - kim joohyuk was in season three. / - kim joohyuk. - kim joohyuk. / - kim joohyuk. it reminds me of "whispering corridors". - why? / - when everyone else left, he stayed. - it's true. / - you're right. (there is one person who's always there)
even the producers have changed. - please explain. / - do you have a secret to success? - my secret is... / - is he really a ghost? (what is jongmin's secret to remaining on the show?) (he seems silly but what's his secret?) - my secret is / - is he really a ghost? they just told me to stay. - they told me. / - that was a simple answer. - what a simple answer. / - that was a simple answer.
it wasn't because you insisted on being on the show? no, i've never insisted on it. when the director offered to work with you again - you could have rejected the offer. / - that's right. like saeho was saying, - you could have felt strange / - that's what i mean. staying behind when all the original members left. did you expressed any disinclination even though - you were thankful? / - did you say anything?
no, i didn't say anything like that. then what did you say? (i can't refuse) - then what did you say? / - jongmin, i heard you were surprised to hear that taehyun was going to join "two days and one night". - i was very surprised. / - why? i wondered why he was joining "two days and one night". i see.
- since he had no reason to join? / - no. viewers weren't very happy when they saw the list of - members for season two. / - i see. we didn't think it would be good enough. however, taehyun really made all the difference. people started liking the show after taehyun joined. - is that so? / - many people love taehyun. many variety shows wanted to work with taehyun. of course.
when you were invited to join "two days and one night", was there anything that finalized your decision? i didn't think i would be joining the program. is that so? it's because i don't like to travel. - you're a homebody. / - i didn't know the others. then suddenly i decided i should try something new instead of doing something i'm used to. for example, no one wanted to act
in a movie called "highway star". i wondered why - no one wanted to do it. / - right. - "speed scandal" was the same. / - it became popular. no one wanted to act in it. you have the mind of a pioneer. - i wanted to try those movies. / - that's great. - he's a pioneer. / - but everyone thinks differently. what did you think of the members on season three? - how was it? / - season three?
- yes. / - my first impression? when junho started the show for the first time, everyone thought, "who are they?" (who are they?) it was not good, especially for a weekend variety show. none of the members were famous. no one was impressive. we had nothing that made us proud.
season three of the show was contracted to air for exactly six months. - i see. / - the show lost too much popularity, so we changed everything - for the last season. / - did you put everything in? how was it for you when you joined the show, junho? - me? / - he was the funniest member. - really? / - he wasn't the original member. - wasn't it kim joonhyun? / - that's right.
joonhyun was supposed to join instead. - it was joonhyun's spot. / - yes. joonhyun cancelled the day before the shoot. how could he do that? - is that what happened? / - yes. the producer suggested joonhyun should be on candid camera. i know joonhyun quite well, and he doesn't like surprised or tricks.
- i see. / - so the day before the shoot, i told the producer that we must tell joonhyun. the producer told me to tell him. when i did, he said he wouldn't be joining the show. joonhyun was involved in many other shows then. he said it's difficult to spend nights away from home - since he's married. / - i see. i told the producer that he wouldn't be on the show. the producer said, "you take his spot then."
i said okay right away. that's how i joined. - i see. / - i was there to shoot the next day, but i felt like a temporary substitute. it felt very strange at first. i didn't feel like i belonged. right, i heard that you were a little unsure. that's how i felt on the first episode. he was terrible on the first episode.
- so i told him / - yes? to relax and try not to be self-conscious. - i didn't think you'd be here. / - right? i didn't know i'd be here either. the other members didn't know what to expect, so we all did it as if it were our last episode. also, another actor was supposed to join. he also cancelled on us the day before.
- really? / - it wasn't based on his opinion. - there was a conflict between / - a miscommunication? - his agency and the show. / - things weren't stable. while producer hojin planned to catch us on candid camera, he felt like he was the one on candid camera instead. - he must have been shocked. / - of course. articles on the cast were published up to the first episode.
- i remember that. / - yes. jongmin cried a lot on the last episode of season two. - he cried? / - he thought he had to leave, too. - i see. / - he cried for himself? i only cry when i have to leave the show. i know what actually happened. - what happened? / - jongmin was supposed to leave the show.
however, the producer asked taehyun to stay. - i see. / - taehyun told them that it was hard for him to be on the show without jongmin. jongmin was crying because he thought he had to leave. - i thought i couldn't come back. / - he cried a lot. it was because he was leaving "two days and one night". no matter where i go, i'm going to do my best. thank you. (he wept thinking he had to leave the show)
- i am so surprised. / - you're making me sad. - two days! / - two days! (the show dominated all other variety shows on sunday) (viewer rating soared. what's their secret to success?) (members who weren't very famous) (created a miracle!) i was also supposed to leave, too. and taewoong... (taewoong?)
another actor was supposed to join, but he also cancelled on us the day before. taewoong said he couldn't be on the show anymore. are you going to tell them everything? oh. he's so honest. why do you mention their names? - don't be so clumsy. / - he's been on - the program longest. / - you're using names.
we weren't even saying anything. - we didn't ask a thing. / - right. you were talking amongst yourselves, and we took no part in it. then you exposed who they were. - it happened a long time ago. / - that's true. producer seo mentioned it once, and it was published in an article. - is that so? / - so it's okay.
- in that case... / - however, after taewoong left the show, how could he join "the return of superman"? that was so absurd! it's like after hyunmoo tells me while taking medicine that he's going to reduce his work since he's sick, then he's recording a preview of his new program. - right. / - hyunmoo always has medicine.
he has medicinal drinks and pills in the waiting room. he has all the medicine related to sore throats. - i get a sore throat often. / - then... (clearing his throat) (being frivolous) (and being agitating) (this is how hyunmoo acts in the waiting room) - i know. / - for half of the year, - he's been taking pills. / - he should reduce work.
- he is... / - he does about 20 programs in a month. i know! defconn is known as the concerned pig. i heard he reads what people post online. - posts? / - yes. it was the first day shooting "two days and one night". - defconn is quite experienced. / - that's right. he acted with a sense of leadership, so i thought defconn would take on the role of
hodong. - no way. / - no, really. - so, we continued shooting. / - that's right. someone posted, "defconn, don't get ahead of yourself." - "don't get ahead of yourself"? / - he meant stay put. someone posted that because defconn was the only one being too wild. then after about three or four months, - he stopped talking! / - gosh.
he stopped talking. that is exactly what happened. - it's a fact. / - he started being relaxed like us. (during the beginning of season three) i'm going crazy because i want to eat you. i really want you, kimchi! rub against my sideburns. - now my hair. / - stop. (now defconn)
(stays very quiet) the concerned pig. the concerned pig? we nicknamed him the concerned pig. he doesn't like more people knowing about his nickname. - that's right. / - wait. - he doesn't like being stuck / - no. - with that reputation. / - this is too... - to be known as a concerned person? / - actually,
i don't like the concerned pig as my nickname. - it's because i'm happy these days. / - he said so. but people keep calling me that. even when we are shooting, if i look somewhere else when a mission is given, it gets edited in a manipulative way! they put a subtitle saying, "defconn is concerned." they don't leave me alone. did you do that? they won't leave me alone.
i'm simply looking at something else, but they'll say i'm being concerned. you're being concerned while telling us this story. - no, i'm not! / - you're being concerned. you seem concerned. no, i am not. this is hilarious. it's funny because what defconn is saying may be true. he was just looking at something else,
but they described him as the concerned pig. one time, i was resting because i was too full. someone said i was concerned when i was only resting. it drives me nuts that they keep saying i'm concerned. anything makes me look concerned. everything! - i'm drinking water. / - because you're concerned! - you drink since you're concerned. / - people say so. - you drink since you're concerned. / - he's thirsty. - a concerned drink. / - i am simply drinking.
you can categorize the concern with parts of the meat. it's perfect to categorize it based on different parts. (categorize it based on the color of his sweatshirt) - which part is the concern? / - he's concerned. that's the concern part. the middle is the concern. - this part? / - this is where desires are stored. - desires are stored here. / - is that the part? aren't there nicknames for other members
on "two days and one night"? - i don't have a nickname. / - right? - i am laughing mc. / - it's because he laughs a lot. - laughing mc? / - it's because he laughs a lot. - i see. / - that's good. without the reaction of him, "two days and one night" - wouldn't be as funny. / - that's right. junho fears taehyun the most. - why? / - taehyun laughs at junho's jokes.
- i see. / - i am very afraid... taehyun laughs the most. taehyun says he won't laugh at my jokes. i was invited to "two days and one night" once. i was on the same team with taehyun. i've never been happier in my whole career. - that's right. / - because he was on your team? if taehyun is next to me while shooting, i feel like i have an audience of my own.
- that's right. / - for example, he'd react like this when i called him. - see? / - he treats me so nicely, but i'm used to people telling me not to laugh. this is how i'm usually treated! that's why i don't have much confidence. - but taehyun would clap for me. / - that's right. he would even applaud me for holding up a spoon. - of course. / - he made me so happy.
taehyun's laughter saved us many times. he was so funny. - i know. / - it's because things are edited. i talk directly at people. taehyun just laughed because he wasn't going to see you again. - but i have to work with you. / - i don't like how direct you are. i don't like it.
- what don't you like? / - your directness. - i just don't like it. / - he tells saeho to be quiet - when he starts talking. / - he says you're too blunt. junho, you have many nicknames, don't you? - i'm often called prince naked, / - you undress often. - cg. / - cunning garbage. - i would've preferred witty. / - right. cg stands for cunning garbage. (cg stands for cunning garbage)
even elementary school kids call me that. when they call me cg, it's not that embarrassing, - but they say the full nickname. / - really? - i feel uncomfortable. / - i like his nickname. - cunning garbage. / - it's so catchy. - that's brilliant. / - why do you expose yourself? at first when i joined "two days and one night", i didn't know what to do and i had nothing to do. so i just undressed myself. he laughed a lot,
- so i kept exposing myself. / - i see. - keep going. / - run quickly. i'm going to freeze to death if i fall down. did he really buy it? (he falls down on the snow-covered ground) i'm freezing! (even in the ocean) (i'll undress myself if it's funny) hyeongyeong, aren't you embarrassed?
you seem so excited to hear about guys undressing. well... - come join us! / - were you picturing him naked? i think you are all disgusting. she's avoiding you. - we don't have six packs. / - for sure. hyeongyeong can't hide her emotions. - she's very honest. / - she thinks out loud. - it is disgusting. / - what is disgusting?
- junho's body, you mean? / - yes. i'm not sure if junho was injured before, but - there are moles on his body. / - it's really gross. - why do you say that? / - how is that disgusting? there's hair growing on the moles. that's disgusting. why do you have to say that here? this is a real variety show. i'd better talk about how you got a bikini wax. - you got a bikini wax. / - wow.
- a bikini wax? / - where exactly did you get it? - where? / - we all jumped into the water. - then we all came out. / - okay. - we were all getting changed. / - yes. - i was so surprised. / - why? jongmin's skin was smooth like a baby's. - there was seriously / - what are you talking about? no hair on his body. - i was in shock. / - this can't air.
- brazilian wax. / - it can't go on the air. can this go on the air? - he got a brazilian wax. / - for real? i saw it with my own eyes. - jongmin. / - yes? - why did you do it? / - bronwyn... - bronwyn? / - bronwyn and i are on - bronwyn from "global talk show"? / - the same show. (he is speechless)
- then? / - you two talked about waxing? - bronwyn convinced you to do it? / - on the show, - she was talking about body hair. / - waxing. - so... / - waxing. - okay. / - it's not harmful to get waxed. she said it's popular among young people, so i got it. - and? / - why didn't you wax only your legs? i didn't wax my legs. - was it really painful? / - his skin was so smooth.
- it was like a baby. / - that's not what i'm saying. (he was like a baby with hair on his legs) - smooth skin like a baby... / - you have to talk more about how smooth his skin is throughout his body. let's wrap up the story. - he looked like a newborn baby. / - i also - got my legs waxed before. / - yes. - i think it's not a big deal. / - it's common. explain why you got the brazilian wax.
(he wanted to be innocent like a baby) while you were getting your legs waxed and saw... - would you recommend it to others? / - yes. - really? / - of course. because the genitals are prone to bacterial infection. it may be a sensitive question for you. have you suffered from a genital bacterial infection? - no way. / - you're sharp indeed.
- bronwyn said... / - say it was for personal reasons. - bronwyn said... / - we should stop now. - his skin is smooth. the end. / - it's common abroad. - his skin is smooth like a baby. / - so i tried it. - that's right. / - jongmin, - i'm a fan of "two days and one night". / - yes. - your character is a dumb one. / - i am? i keep picturing his smooth skin. (i keep picturing his smooth skin)
you can't do that to me. - i am sorry. / - she can't continue. i was going to - set the two of them up. / - it's so disgusting. - his brazilian wax ruined it. / - hyeongyeong. - yes. / - if you're so disgusted, - just think of him as a baby. / - yes, as a baby. i mentioned it earlier when i introduced joonyoung. joonyoung is the youngest member, but he's very mature.
you're the only one in your 20s. with whom do you feel the biggest gap? - in fact, it was joohyuk. / - joohyuk. he gets so excited with old stories - whenever we talk about the old days. / - he's right. he used to say that "two days and one night" has to stay classic. - i see. / - he's the only man who laughs at "did you marinate the bean sprouts?"
i've never seen such a person in my whole career. joohyuk finds that kind of stuff so funny. when i re-enact the famous line, "there's no younggoo", (joohyuk immediately laughs at old jokes) - he likes those old jokes. / - he really does. - really? / - yes. i can see hyeongyeong also finds it funny. - can you show us? / - can you show her how you do it? - do it the original way. / - show her.
- she doesn't laugh much. / - teach her how to do it. - hyeongyeong... / - i'm not similar to lee juil. - i'm similar to lee changhun. / - do it like maenggoo. - it'll be similar to maenggoo. / - show us then. - show us. / - you'll show maenggoo here? it's been so long since i've seen maenggoo. (he starts to make his face like maenggoo) (i'm possessed by maenggoo) you need to move your lips.
he's so funny. (junho looks just like maenggoo) snow is falling from the sky. the white snow is falling. don't show off. show us something we can imitate. - jaeseok is so sharp. / - he knows junho very well. don't show off your talent. show us how you say "bean sprouts". did you marinate the bean sprouts well enough?
(he shows a good example of lee juil) - did you marinate the bean sprouts? / - hyeongyeong. - make your face... / - you have to blink a little. - like this? / - she is very talented. - push your mouth out. / - twitch your lips. - push your mouth out. / - put force on your nose. (hyeongyeong has marinated them well enough) - she's cute. / - for sure. besides the generation gap,
you can't enjoy friday nights. - you have to shoot the show. / - people say it's sad. we shoot the program from friday through saturday. - friday through saturday. / - we don't get a friday. if you can't enjoy friday nights, when do you party? monday, tuesday, wednesday and thursday. (joonyoung enjoys parties during the weekdays) - except fridays and saturdays. / - joonyoung is young. i heard that you want to quit the program
when you drink too much before the day you shoot. don't people usually avoid drinking the day before? - we never drink beforehand. / - i don't get wasted, but i drink casually. - i know. you're young. / - the day before filming, - there's always an interesting event. / - i see. - it's hard to avoid those days. / - exactly. - the day before work is always fun. / - it's true. doesn't junho scold him?
"can't you avoid drinking the day before shooting?" - do i scold joonyoung? / - no, he doesn't. if i tell him that i drank the day before, he asks, "with who?" he loves drinking. "let me join, too." he wants you to call him up. why should he call you to join? - why should he call you? / - you should scold him.
taehyun does the preaching part. then i would say, "why do you exclude married men?" "married men can also drink." - all right. / - that does sound like taehyun. "why don't you call me up to drink?" ("two days and one night"' members are full of spirit) is it usually you three and defconn who hang out? - we hang out together as bachelors. / - okay. you don't look like a bachelor.
you definitely don't look like a bachelor. - taehyun does. / - sometimes we call others up, too. - you look like / - yes. the manager of a popular boy band. (defconn looks like a manger of a popular boy band) - usually, managers / - here is your water. of this age wear a jacket. as time passes, they end up wearing - similar clothes to the boy band. / - that's right.
defconn, you've never been in a relationship before, and until this day, you have never kissed someone. - don't lie. / - don't lie. i didn't lie. it's an image the other members created of me. i can't give up on such a nice image. i heard you're in despair because you've never kissed anyone.
they're just teasing me. i watch a lot of dramas. they always tell me that i learned how to be romantic through books and dramas. - junho just told me / - what did he say? - to ask you this question. / - okay. when was your first kiss? he still can't believe you've never kissed anyone. - still? / - no. - when was your first kiss? / - in ninth grade.
- in ninth grade? / - yes. - when was your last kiss? / - sorry? - my last kiss was... / - in ninth grade? - in ninth grade? / - in ninth grade... he kissed his puppy. they tease me so much. - he's concerned again. / - no, i'm not. the concerned pig is here. he seems concerned.
you are so sharp. in ninth grade, my body was already like an adult's. it happened in an isolated alley. who was your partner? she was a high school junior. - i was a ninth grader. / - he's making it up. - really? / - he's making it up. that was your last kiss? no.
- that was your last kiss? / - no. - all right. / - that's so funny. - it's messed up. / - all this from the brazilian wax. we talked about jongmin, - then we talked about joonyoung, / - that's right. - i heard defconn doesn't show it, / - yes. but that he gets upset often. - you're talking about me? / - he gets upset often? i heard you get upset from time to time.
- does he? / - i don't get upset. jongmin told me. (it was jongmin who said it) (he feels guilty) i thought it was me. (i'm glad i'm not the informant) - he pretended it wasn't him. / - i thought i did it. why was i upset? a while ago when we were in harbin,
- i thought he was upset. / - i was? - when we were done shooting... / - not at all. are you sure? we teased him a bit. - he looked flustered. / - i see. - that's not true. / - oh, okay. - he looks upset now. / - he looks upset now. it's starting to irritate me. he's slandering me. i don't get upset. i don't get upset.
- you are great at greeting people. / - is he? i can explain. - all right. / - defconn... well, i find it very awkward - to talk with the viewers. / - you're shy. - i don't do it often. / - it is embarrassing. how do you approach viewers when you meet them? how do you greet an old lady, for example? i'll just say hello.
if the person responds, then we continue talking. defconn, though, greets everyone so naturally. show us how you greet people. - hello, nice to meet you. / - that's how he does it. - i've been great thanks to you. / - i see. ma'am, your business seems to roll. i can tell from your gold necklace. ma'am! jongmin, how do you greet others?
- jongmin / - i'm really shy. - never approaches someone and talks first. / - really? when it comes to jongmin, the other person always talks first. - hey, jongmin! / - hello. (nice to meet you, jongmin) it's great to see you! - middle aged men... / - it's not just middle aged men. - jongmin, come over here! / - all right.
they will talk about how dumb he is. "he's so dumb!" ladies find me difficult to talk with because of my voice. - hello, ma'am. / - that's true. - he approaches so shadily. / - like a flirty waiter. it's unpleasant. "two days and one night" divided the cast into two groups, those who use tricks
and those who use their bodies. it's whether you're married or not. well, the married ones are weaker than the bachelors. - for sure. / - we have to use our brains. - i see. / - we're not that strong physically. we're stronger with quizzes than physical games. - quizzes. / - that's right. - we have different strengths / - okay. when it comes to quizzes or enduring pain.
- he endures well? / - he endures so well. he smacks 20 uncooked instant noodles - with his forehead. / - he doesn't find it painful? i'll give you 40 seconds. ready, start! - my goodness. / - gosh. - oh, dear. / - my goodness. - my gosh. / - he's unbelievable. he's unbelievable. my goodness!
(he smashed 20 uncooked noodles with his head) - his forehead was bruised. / - of course it was. he endures pain very well. i heard there's a game called pickaxe. - you said it earlier. / - jongmin is good at it. (jongmin attacks first) (start) oh, dear. (i don't want to work)
- he can't do this. / - stop. you can do it here. - all right. / - doesn't it hurt? - saeho endures it well. / - he endures it well. - saeho! / - saeho, it's your turn now. - try it now. / - try it. - try to endure it. / - in three, two, one. (he screams) (jongmin hit saeho because he couldn't take the pain)
(saeho falls on the ground) - does it hurt? / - yes, it hurts. - it hurts. / - he can endure it for over one minute. he's amazing. if we did this the day before, everyone limps the next morning when we get the flags. - it makes all of us limp. / - i can imagine. that's right. - do you have to endure this, too? / - of course.
- for real? / - his eyes were pulled to his forehead. (his eyes are pulled to his forehead) he endured it. - i can't believe it. / - he's so unique. i can handle that easily. - you can? / - she says she can do anything. in three, two, one. (he pulls her hair only a little) he's being too nice.
- come on. / - i'm nice to girls. i can pull her hair more. - junho. / - i wonder how much she can endure. (hey, intern. let me see if you can endure the pain) (sir, please stop) (i'm coming) he's a drunk. (you know what? i'll pull your hair harder) look at your steps.
he's terrifying. - he came because she's pretty. / - you have to twist. - i see. / - i see. (he pulls her hair hard) look how she's enduring. (are you enjoying it?) (you need to experience it, too) wait! do you realize what you're doing to a woman?
hyeongyeong, did it hurt? was it not painful for you? - it's painful. / - is it? it wasn't painful for me. - stop it. / - hyeongyeong, wasn't it painful? - no. / - hyeongyeong didn't feel any pain. - i pulled really hard. / - she endures pain well. she has long hair. - it may be less painful. / - you think so? - i can't believe it. / - why do you want to hurt me? - this doesn't hurt you? / - okay, now take turns.
- no. / - it's painful, but i'm enduring it. - my gosh! / - it's painful, but i'm enduring it. (we told you to cut down your work) - stop. / - hey. (everyone participates in pulling his hair) there you go. (hyunmoo, you should cut down your work) stop it now. (everyone gave him pain with lots of love)
(there's more) (defconn pulls his hair again) - we can help you explore your curiosity. / - for sure. do you see me crying? (his curiosity has been unraveled) he looks like a victim. - oh, dear. / - he looks like a victim. the members of "two days and one night"... i don't understand them.
i still haven't tasted fish sauce yet. - it's one of a kind. / - fish sauce is so strong. you can't beat fish sauce. - my goodness! / - i'm surprised. - don't you agree? / - it's salty! it's too salty! (it's salty! it's too salty!) - i wonder how it tastes. / - it tastes very bad. - it's really bad. / - i can't swallow it. people think that it can't be that bad.
- that's right. / - that's what people think. after one sip, you realize that you can't drink it. it feels like a big fist has hit you in the mouth. it's like putting a rotten fish into your mouth. that's how it tastes. - the smell lasts in your mouth. / - yes, for so long. - if someone splashes, / - it's the worst. - the smell lasts the whole day. / - it's that bad? - it's that bad. / - it's that bad.
jongmin, you've been on the show for a while. can you still not tell? you often must choose which one is fish sauce, right? the crew members have been changed many times. the way they mix fish sauce has been changed, too. i guess the method of mixing fish sauce with coffee has improved. it definitely has. i can't tell which one's fish sauce. - someone came. / - somebody came.
- who's here? / - are we expecting someone? - there's a guest. / - hello. - what's going on? / - who is he? - nice to meet you. take a seat. / - he's a foreigner. i am charles babinski. - it's charles babinski. / - ufc? - you're a barista, brother? / - wait. are all baristas handsome like him? - he's so handsome. / - he looks like a movie actor.
- movie star. / - they say you look like an actor. thank you very much. you're welcome. was that british english you used? - my gosh. / - you look like hugh jackman. - hugh jackman. / - you look like hugh jackman. - really? / - "the wolverine", hugh jackman. - hugh jackman? i'll take it. / - "the wolverine". - that's great. / - wait.
he didn't understand. you didn't pronounce it well. - hugh, hugh jackman. / - hugh jackman. - hugh jackman. / - you didn't pronounce it right. - hugh jackman. / - yes, hugh jackman. - hugh jackman. / - you're a very handsome boy. - excuse me. / - you know? - you know... / - we understand this gesture. - he won't get it. / - you did it to an american? - but he's handsome. / - excuse me, do you know waxing?
- what's he trying to say? / - waxing man. (he got waxed) charles babinski. what made you come here today? i heard that you guys are playing a game here that's coffee versus fish sauce. the fish sauce is now available in the united states? - it's famous! / - i can't believe it. i came out today to play the game with you guys.
- he came to help us. / - a barista champion came - to make the fish sauce. you'll be okay, babinski? is it okay for you to come here for fish coffee? this program is globally popular. these guys are experts in fish sauce. the coffee expert will mix coffee with fish sauce. let's see if they can discern fish sauce from coffee. - let's see. / - let's do it. mr. babinski will now
- yes. / - make an americano and fish sauce. when it comes to fish sauce, you've had it for over nine years but never from a barista, right? it will be my first time today. what a luxurious fish sauce we will taste! i think babinski can make even fish sauce taste great. that's what i think. - then you can drink it. / - he was a champion.
- if he's the best american barista, / - yes? could you have him show us his license? i'm skeptical. he's asking if you have a certificate to make coffee. in the united states, there... what a stupid question. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i can't believe he did that. we speak different languages, but i can feel that he's flustered. - myungsoo is unbelievable. / - he's dumbfounded.
- he was asking to show us his license. / - yes. - don't be rude. / - for the first time in four months, hyunmoo proved himself to be useful here. we finally understood why hyunmoo was cast to join us. - for real... / - i joined to interpret today. (hyunmoo can be useful, too) - please ask charles. / - okay. it smells really good. first, he's pouring a bit of coffee.
he adds water to find the right concentration. he's a globally famous barista. coffee, where are you from? this coffee... - that was horrible. / - "coffee, where are you from?" - is it brazilian? / - ask hyunmoo to interpret. coffee, where are you from? brazil. that was horrible english. - where's the coffee from? / - where's the coffee from?
it must be american. - no. / - this coffee here... (he understood junho's english) it's a blend of ethiopia, columbia and brazil. - that's a fish sauce, right? / - on top of fish sauce, - it's hard to tell which one is / - you're right. - fish sauce or coffee. / - i can't tell. charles made it perfectly so it'd be hard to tell the difference.
- that's right. / - wow. - he's an expert. / - he's a genius. - i can't tell. / - i don't know which one's which. the globally famous barista, - charles came all the way here. / - that's right. i can't believe he made this coffee for us. - yes. / - thank you. please ask him if he made the fish sauce delicious. i'm really confident. i think that
the americanos are going to be delicious, and i think that the fish sauce will be something else, and i think that they'll all look the same color. - i see. / - it was so creepy just now. only three people laughed at what charles was saying. did you understand, hyeongyeong? why are you laughing? because he laughed. (she just laughed along)
she laughed along. the famous barista charles prepared them. how does it differ from the previous fish sauce? - how many are there? / - a total of five. - really? / - five coffees. five fish sauce and five coffees. (their sense of taste was lost by the fish sauce) (the "two days and one night" members know fish sauce) (the hosts of "happy together" are new to it)
("two days and one night" versus "happy together") first up are hyeongyeong and joonyoung. (the youngest members, joonyoung versus hyeongyeong) let's go, hyeongyeong. joonyoung is good at this. - he is. / - are you ready? do you have any tips for identifying the fish sauce? - it's her first time. / - i really can't tell. you don't know?
charles probably can't tell either. - is it lighter in color? / - charles doesn't know. hyeongyeong, pick first. - pick a coffee? / - right, don't get too close. - it'll smell. / - pick a number. it starts with number one. - i pick number seven. / - number seven! - let's go. / - here's number seven. it looks like coffee.
it's darker. - joonyoung? / - pick yours. i have to pick well. - it's not number two. / - three, two, one. choose. he chose number nine. - nine? / - the color doesn't look right. get up now. stand up.
now, both of you... - in one shot? / - hold your nose and drink it. - yes. / - now, one... - they have to chug it? / - one, two... - one, two, three. / - gulp it down. (hyeongyeong got fish sauce) did you succeed? (joonyoung got coffee) he did it.
- how is it? / - on "two days and one night", - you do this often. / - how is it, hyeongyeong? she's shocked. - it's tasty. / - what? seriously, how is it? - what do i do? / - how does it taste? - how is it? / - you can't explain, right? it's really fishy, and... do you still want to be on "two days and one night?"
no, i don't. yes, they do this all the time. as expected of joonyoung. how did you make your decision? how did you make your choice? - it was random. / - it smells so bad. - next up... / - he's really lucky. next up are saeho and jongmin! i really like the number five.
- just go with five. / - here! - here's number five. / - jongmin? that's fish sauce for sure. there's fish sauce in it. it might seem like it, but there's a good chance it isn't. - jongmin? / - i'll go with number one. number one! - number one. / - here it is.
here we go! one, two, three! (gulping) - did they both get coffee? / - did they? - that's amazing. / - they both got coffee. he spilled it! they both got coffee. (saeho got fish sauce!) i thought you could handle it.
wow. (he's gotten seriously ugly) get a grip. saeho, relax. come to your senses. (it's a disaster) it smells! (repeated slaps) it smells so bad.
(the scent of fish sauce is everywhere) that's my spot! i tried it before, but this one is way stronger. - charles made it really well. / - yes. - so far / - it stinks. the members of "two days and one night" are tough to beat. have some coffee. people might think that it is...
hey! it's not coffee. disgusting. it stinks! (merciless "two days and one night" members) it got on my face. (he got even uglier) now it's hyunmoo versus defconn! i can't tell at all. i can't either.
- then / - but you've done this before. let's choose one - for each other. / - okay. to try to pick fish sauce? you drink what i pick. - hyunmoo! / - how many of each is left? it's half and half. half and half. only "happy together" members have gotten fish sauce.
- defconn, you'll drink what i pick? / - right. i think we'll end up with the fish sauce. i've made my choice. defconn will drink this one. great. number two. - number two. / - right, that's the one. - number two. / - i'll pick this one. - great. / - that one isn't it. ready?
- one, two, three! / - i can't tell. this game only gets harder. - of course. / - it's impossible. - you can't tell. / - it's pure luck. i think defconn didn't get it. (will "two days and one night" member get fish sauce?) - they both got coffee? / - really? - no way. / - he got fish sauce. he got fish sauce.
(hyunmoo got fish sauce) (defconn got fish sauce) (a fountain of fish sauce) (chaos) oh, no! oh my gosh! (this is how strong the fish sauce is) good news, everyone! it smells salty.
there are three cups of coffee left! (three coffees and one fish sauce) - great. / - then all four should go at once. - everyone come out. / - the remaining four, come out. there's one fish sauce left. my goodness, it stinks. hyunmoo, it's all your fault. - you pick. / - you choose for us. (junho's choice)
(carefully considering) he prepared them really well. (getting mischievous) hey, don't! (shocked) hey! gosh! (he nearly smeared his face with fish sauce) it stinks so badly. i pick this one.
(junho picks number 10) should the three of us just pick? yes. let's just go by the order then. it's all luck. - ready? / - okay. - drink it. / - yes, just go for it. - of course. / - gulp it down. he got it.
never mind. it's tasty. - we're going to get it later. / - it's really good. as expected of the amazing barista. are you drinking? (one of the three will get the fish sauce) why aren't you swallowing? (the remaining three have started drinking) who will it be?
- it's myungsoo. / - who is it? it's myungsoo. maybe not. he swallowed it. what is it? (junho had the fish sauce?) (he looks suspicious) did you get it? (what happened?)
(a little while ago) (he switched the coffee to fish sauce) (calm and collected) junho had the fish sauce? what's going on? what did you do? (who got the fish sauce?) (jaeseok got the fish sauce) why?
it was you? (it's worse after pretending that nothing was wrong) (fish sauce makes jaeseok rage) here's the water. what's with this? it's so strong. it is. how did you stand it? (the fish sauce will forever remain in his memory)
you can't swallow it, can you? (charles, do you want to try some?) - it tastes good. / - would you try it? it's fish sauce. do you want to try it? he says he'll do it. - charles! / - i was just joking. charles has an open mind. - just have a taste. / - try it.
just a little. - just a little. / - a sip. - just a little bit. / - cheers. - he won't be able to swallow. / - you can spit it out. here we go. (after taking a sip, he frowns) (the taste of korean fish sauce comes on strong) no! absolutely not! (the american rages)
(charles' reaction is the best) among all the reactions we've seen, his was the best. "no!" this is so funny. - thank you. / - thank you very much. (thank you to charles for making coffee and fish sauce) along with the members of "two days and one night", the production crew goes through a tough time, as well.
- that's true. / - yes. junho made a strong statement. he wants to file a report to the labor union. what does that mean? - actually... / - isn't that overdoing it? do labor unions still exist? on "two days and one night", we play the "dinner game" and "sleeping indoors or outdoors".
we should eat dinner at around 6 or 8 p.m. at the latest, right? sometimes, we eat at midnight. - dinner? / - the show is on at that time. when it's time to go to bed, we play another game called "midnight snack game". we eat jokbal at around 3 a.m. we have to go to sleep with a full stomach. the timing is a bit tight.
he still eats a lot though. - at 3 a.m. / - in that situation. yes, i have to eat. - we go to sleep at 4 or 5 a.m. / - right. we sleep for an hour and then shoot again. they tell us to go to sleep when the sun is up. that's true. junho gave producer hojin the nickname "tired lobster". we did a segment where we made nicknames
for each other. on top of ours, the new member hojin should be nicknamed as well. - right. / - we should give him a nickname. what would be a good one? - he has to maintain his image. / - right. he always looks really tired. - yes. / - his eyes look tired. - he's going to edit this out. / - he looks tired.
- his eyes look tired. / - he's going to edit this out. he's editing it out? like a lobster. the tired lobster! the funny thing is, he always does this whenever we talk about him, but it always ends up being aired. he was too tired to edit it out. even though producer hojin looks frail,
he's charismatic. - when we have to go into cold water, / - yes. - he goes in first. / - wow. he says, "it's okay", and i can tell he's a great guy. - he's really cool. / - but while he says it's okay, he's shaking like a leaf. he says, "it's okay" as he's shaking like this. - how is that okay? / - because he's frail. - he shakes. / - that badly?
he shakes even in summer. even when he's reading the script, he shakes. so taehyun pitied him and gave him some herbal medicine as a gift. however, he got shingles after he took it. he's unhealthy. his body can't even handle korean herbal medicine. - even great medicine. / - his body can't take it. - he's so weak. / - hojin is here.
isn't that him? (producer yu hojin) he came when we started talking about him. he wasn't here before. - he looks tired just sitting there. / - i know. you should be off today. why are you here? - what? he has to edit. / - oh, really? because the show's tomorrow. despite his appearance...
- he's tough. / - he has charisma. i heard that jongmin got in trouble with hojin before. - aren't you the same age? / - i heard it was hurtful. it's weird to talk about it since he's here. it's okay. go ahead. you're the same age as hojin. - it's tougher being the same age. / - of course it is. - it was a few months ago. / - and?
it was with the families. i think it was with soochan. during the third round of the game, i was hiding and eating something. he yelled, "stop eating!" he told me to stop eating. we're the same age. he was hiding and eating. - alone? / - because he was hungry? - he always does that. / - he hides somewhere and eats.
- that's happened a lot. / - oh, no. he's been on the show for nine years, though. since you're here, hojin, is it true that you yelled at jongmin? he may not remembers but we were in a pension that day roasting sweet potatoes. soochan had never roasted sweet potatoes before, - so we were trying to teach him. / - right. - i remember. / - when i went in every five minutes,
the sweet potatoes kept disappearing. it was for the child. there was the "dinner game" coming up. - if he was full, he wouldn't try. / - that's true. i asked him nicely not to eat, twice. he said he wouldn't, but then kept eating. he listened when producer na told him not to eat, but he wouldn't listen to me. is he looking down on him or what?
(that's too much) i thought it was because we were the same age. - seriously. / - that's too much. he had a good reason. - it was hurtful. / - right. it's not about the food. he was treating him differently. in what tone did you tell him to stop eating? i think i sounded polite.
(no way) - how did he say it then? / - say it like he did. "stop eating!" rudely? - rudely like that? / - i'm not kidding. i got goosebumps on my neck. i got goosebumps while shooting. (frozen in place) it's hard to even turn around in that situation.
i heard him yell and i avoided eye contact. - i'm serious. / - i remember now. i was so tired, so i was eating a chocolate bar. he yelled, "why are you eating that?" "you can't eat it!" he doesn't look scary. - exactly. / - i know. he needs be in control since
there are over a hundred people in the crew. you weren't allowed to eat. it was our fault. the production crew goes overboard when they starve you and give you a glucose tablet? i've gotten glucose tablets twice. - right. / - twice. - those round ones? / - yes. i felt like i was in front of the altar at church.
(he is called concerned pig at church) he put it in like this. i felt like i was at church. he's like a saint. since hojin is here, you should tell him what you want. when it was on at the same time as "running man", i really wanted to switch. - oh, really? / - switch what?
switch members. i asked to switch for a while. they could have sent jongkook over. (switching taehyun and jongkook) i think they'd really fight if that happened. it'd be more fun that way. and then feed him instant noodles. - as punishment? / - since he hates instant noodles. i wanted to break the walls between
- broadcasting companies. / - break them down. open it all up. joonyoung, you wanted to win a vacation. some popular programs do that. we don't expect vacations. - it's hard to find the time. / - right, it's hard. i thought we should shoot while on vacation. - i see. / - a reward vacation. the shoot could be based on what the members want.
- wow. / - you're saying that now, but during the interview you brought up going to hawaii - with sejeong from "produce 101". / - alone? like a honeymoon? - are you... / - just the two of you? you want to go to hawaii by yourselves? did you say that? that's like "we got married".
i did. (joonyoung wanted to go on a vacation with sejeong) it's his fault. he always watches video clips of her. - this guy. / - he's a creepy old man. - video clips? / - he loves them. he's a fan. he dances along. i fell for her because of you. "pick me" gives hope to middle-aged men.
he watches them before bed. you know how the audience shoots one person on their camera. - that's what he watches? / - shot by the fans? he sits like an old man with his belly sticking out. (lost in the video clips) (the clips are more important than sleeping) seriously, everyone raises their hands and sings along.
- "pig me" instead of "pick me?" / - what? this pig? - "pig me". / - that surprised me. i thought it was "pig me". "i'm a pig." that fits perfectly. (i'm a pig) pig me, pig me. i heard defconn
said that he hopes the crew members will stay healthy and keep working together until the end. doesn't that sound too hypocritical? (it's not easy to strike an emotional chord) - it didn't work. / - what was that? - i know you mean it. / - i really do. - i'm serious. / - yes. "two days and one night" is so tough.
all we have to do is shoot, but the production team has to scout locations and prepare. they suffer physically. that's what i heard. they bring their medical reports to the director and ask for a short vacation. i hope we can work together without anyone getting ill. you're worried about the crew. you're concerned again.
- he's a concerned man. / - yes. he worries about the production crew. - he worries a lot. / - yes. (defconn has a warm heart) taehyun was asked what was the hardest about "two days and one night". he said all that mattered was how funny it was. - it's how everyone feels. / - yes. i heard you check ratings weekly.
- i check them every monday. / - of course, he does. do you call the production crew if ratings fall? i don't do that. i simply check them. it's not like we can do anything about the ratings. whenever we finish a shoot... it's not on purpose, but i tend to forget where we went - so i put it in my cell phone. / - you keep a record.
he kept a record of everything from the start. - what food was good, locations / - from the start. - and who were in the team. / - that's amazing. we shot the "seoul special" a while ago. i heard you praised the production crew highly. during the "seoul special", i wondered why we were doing the missions. it was - boring and we had to play games. / - sometimes. it was really boring.
later on, i found out the places we visited were locations where our parents had gone on dates. (winter, 2014, namsan) (spring, 1973, honeymoon at namsan) (his parents look so fresh and young) (the seoul of their youth) - amazing. / - later on, i got goosebumps. it was like the twist in "the sixth sense".
i cried so much. that's when i realized how amazing the new production team is. - the "seoul special" was really / - i agree. meaningful to me. we were tricked, but... - you were happy, right? / - yes, it was unforgettable. - you were still happy. / - yes. - for the both of you. / - right.
what about you, jongmin? - it's been nine years for you. / - that's a lot. what was the best moment for you? it was "morning angel". from all those years, he picked "morning angel". which one of the "morning angels"? - shin saekyeong. / - shin saekyeong. i was so surprised. she was playing the piano, and she was so pretty.
(with trembling hands,) (she put her heart into the music) (as she began the morning) (the sixth morning angel, shin saekyeong) hello. (am i dreaming?) - it could only happen in a dream. / - right. the first time it happened, we were in a cabin and suzy came to see us.
- really? / - she cooked us instant noodles. - really? / - i thought it was a mirage. i was sleeping, but someone woke me. (joonyoung wakes) it was park shinhye. it was like... (he remembers that morning clearly) i felt embarrassed. you never get up when your mom wakes you.
- poor mom. / - "get up." - "your food's getting cold." / - it takes a few taps. - yes, just a few taps. / - they get right up. we don't have "morning angels" anymore. - we want them back. / - i see. we asked the "two days and one night" scriptwriters - to write letters. / - did you? what letters? he doesn't know what they are.
- what? / - what do you think they are? what could they be? isn't it that piece of paper - with answers on it? / - that's a cheat sheet. this is unbelievable. oh dear. - "two days and one night". / - this is from your crew. these are for taehyun. "when i first became a scriptwriter for the show,"
"my friends asked if i'd meet ra junmo in real life." - "hojin's the only one." / - from "the producers". - the character from "the producers". / - yes. - "but you cheer me up." / - that's nice. "taehyun, you're friends with song joongki" "and park bogum." "bring them with you one day." - perfect. / - "i want to see them." so do we.
- do you? / - yes. zo insung came on once. "you're so nice that you raise my standards for men." "song joongki and zo insung..." - connections. / - it's not about him anymore. - they're using him like a bridge. / - he's being used. right. - a while ago... / - what? - joongki? / - yes.
- my wife and i / - what? were having a drink. go changsuk called me out of the blue. he'd just shot a commercial with joongki and asked where i was. i told him that i was having a drink with my wife. he said they'd come over. then my wife said, (song joongki?)
"should i put some makeup on?" really? - she was so excited. / - he's popular. she was ecstatic. then she started calling people to brag about it. she didn't even say his name. she used "captain yoo". - captain yoo. / - "captain yoo's coming." - everyone loves captain yoo. / - that's true. the seat he sat in is now considered holy.
- it was his seat. / - really? - yes. / - this is where he sat. - captain yoo sat here. / - people love him. - that's insane. / - with your connections, - could he appear on your show? / - it's possible. - really? / - that would be crazy. - let's read junho's. / - okay. "junho, when i asked if you knew song joongki," "you mentioned song joonggeun instead."
"it was annoying." "but thank you for getting naked for the show so much." "now i can draw your torso with my eyes closed." you left a lasting impression with her. apparently, he even bared his chest at producer eunji's wedding. - at a wedding? / - he came wearing a snap-on shirt that you can easily unbutton. he came prepared to get naked.
i thought i was hosting the wedding, but she asked me to sing. then i found out i had to sing right after exo. - i felt so much pressure. / - be funny or sing well. i asked to go first and showed my chest. - they got embarrassed. / - is it on the internet? - oh dear. / - is it online? ("two days and one night" producer's wedding, february) - that's funny. / - he looks drunk.
(his chest is bare) we sent them in. (the guys to the rescue) i'd run out of things to do, so i'm glad they dragged me out. - are they stripping you? / - they saved you. isn't that usually what drunks do? - i heard the elderly talk. / - what did they say? "the world's come to an end."
- "it's the end." / - "it's the end." the rest of the comments on junho - are all about feces. / - they are. - why? / - a long time ago, we were filming in the countryside, and he said he needed to go. - he said he couldn't hold it in. / - i see. but then... (farting)
we all heard this huge noise. it couldn't have been just gas. you helped out so much. do you have to leave so soon? - what was that? / - are you serious? wait, wait. (he emits deadly gas) you're so rude. some of us have to stay in here.
don't you have to change? and three more hours. that's six hours. gosh, that stinks. sorry, guys. - that's bad. / - i think he just pooped. are you sure that was just gas? - the smell, though... / - it's deadly. there's the smell of farts and the smell of feces. - is it in-between? / - it smells of poop. defconn. "you bragged about meeting pretty girls at"
"hip-hop concerts." "how many girls have you dated?" "when was your last break-up?" - she's really curious. / - people keep saying that they don't believe - what you say. / - they think you've never dated. how many people have you dated? - how many? / - i'd say two or three serious ones. so you were in two or three serious relationships.
yes. why are they murmuring? (is it two or three?) - maybe two or three times. / - "did you actually..." "have feelings for jang doyeon?" - oh, then? / - on the show. how did you feel when i gave you the chocolate? it looks like he didn't mind. be honest. i'll be really honest.
i was pleased. i'm so jealous. when the girls came on the show as our female friends, - the other guys... / - what? they gave me these looks as if they wanted me to look after doyeon. - did they? / - yes. junho especially told me to take good care of doyeon.
- did he really? / - yes. me? i never said that. - you know when love's in the air. / - it was that day. - it was a bit... / - they think you liked doyeon. i get that impression. i'm not sure, but joonyoung says - he's 100 percent sure. / - do you really think so? - something was up. / - was defconn affectionate? - i think that / - what's wrong with that?
doyeon is such an amazing person. - this is it. the awkwardness. / - that's right. - he can't even say much. / - no. - he wants to move on. / - hyeongyeong, - women can sometimes tell. / - yes. what do you think about this situation? was defconn attracted to doyeon or not? i think that he was. - i see. / - listen to the wording.
- but not doyeon. / - never. - never. / - did you have to be so direct? welcome back. - welcome back. / - it's all in the looks. - what's next? / - "you always say you know women." "the more you say, the less credible you sound." defconn. you're driving me crazy. (defconn doesn't know much about women)
i'm in tatters now. you haven't kissed anyone before. you lied about your relationships. that didn't come from us. now i won't be able to tell a woman that i like her. - within the next six months, / - will you find a date? i'll prove that i kissed on social media. how about that? - you'll prove it? / - it'll go straight to the press.
- it'll be on the news. / - fine. ♪ we are the boys who kiss ♪ i'll prove it to you. "he'll get upset if i write something negative." - after all that? / - he gets upset. "i apologize, but please try to understand." "defconn gets upset over nothing." "see, isn't he upset already?" do you know that i just got chills?
it's true. is she a psychic or something? "joonyoung, please refrain from dancing." "you look less cool." - from the comments, / - i feel you can tell how much they care about him. - they fear for his reputation. / - yes. "subtly sweet joonyoung," "a fan gave you some dumplings to pass on to taehyun,"
"and you carried them." "when i asked you what they were," "you said you got them for me and called me sweetie." "you made my heart beat faster." - really? / - why did you say that? i joke about like that a lot. i say things like, "hi, sweeties." i'm on another show with joonyoung, and whenever he speaks,
the scriptwriters listen so attentively. - they do this. / - really? - even if it's nonsense. / - they do. "don't text me in the middle of the night." - "my heart can't take it." / - see? - who did you text? / - "i don't play that game." - what's that? / - it's to get free lives for a game. i send game invitations. someone said that her heart can't take it.
because you text her in the middle of the night. - because you send her hearts. / - she misunderstood. yes, she misunderstood. do you text people to get game credit? i just text random people. - defconn. / - yes? "you don't know much about women." (you don't know much about women) - okay. / - you really don't.
- i like to kiss women! / - but you're inexperienced. what will the women i kissed think when they see this? - they don't exist. / - "they don't exist." - you won't let me speak. / - it's not true. the "two days and one night" crew told me that - he likes to dance. / - joonyoung? - i'd like to learn a few moves. / - from me? - yes. teach me. / - they told him not to dance. - he knows the club moves. / - does he?
- club dances. / - he's an expert. - could you show us some moves? / - the recent ones. (he's known for a rebellious attitude and free spirit) (how does a rocker dance?) it's nothing much. music, please. - go for it. / - dance! - do the steps. / - go on. this is so old school.
(wait) (what is this?) - what's that? / - what dance is that? - hang on. / - is that a dance? is this how people dance at a club? that isn't a dance. he's just flapping around. saeho, show joonyoung what to do. - say you're at a club. / - he's the better dancer.
- me? / - music, please. - he has the perfect figure. / - this is... this is how i dance. there he goes. i love this move. i love it. joonyoung, dance. why are you covering your face? why do you cover your face?
to hide how i look. (i'm not handsome) what about your body? are you proud of your body? i can at least dance. your face is bigger than your hand. you can't cover it all up. that makes hyeongyeong the best dancer. - maybe. / - really? - can you dance to this? / - sure.
all three of you. - all together. / - hyeongyeong never says no. - you're clubbing. / - we're at a club. pretend you're all at a club. dance however you want to. - okay. / - go. he's moving in. he's cute. (peekaboo)
this is the only dance i know. that's all i can do. - hyeongyeong. / - at last. three, four. she's gotten better. i think she practiced. she did. that wave. you can dance.
okay, everyone. you showed us how you dance when you go clubbing. we'll show you what it was like in the 90s. - jongmin. / - okay. - could you please show us? / - he's great. (powerful) (thumping) he's good. (i'm very serious right now)
(watch me now) it's the tornado. he's great. i just love the tornado. - he's amazing. / - i'm impressed. (this is just the beginning) he's really good. (the hair wash) he's possessed.
(here is the finale) - this reminds me of "x-man". / - right? - you're right. / - it's just like "x-man". i heard that defconn goes clubbing often. do you dance? - defconn. / - i go to hip-hop clubs. i move to the groove. - play some hip-hop. / - something with a groove. what song do you want?
- hip-hop. / - something by ayo or kid ink. the guy who'll kiss in six months will dance for us. the guy who'll kiss in six months? - kissing in six months. / - kissing in six months. you can join in. kissing in six months. are you ready? - it's "pick me". / - "pick me".
"pick me". (the male fans get right up) - it's "pick me". / - it's "pick me". (my brothers) point upward. one, two. ♪ pick me, pick me, pick me up ♪ ♪ pick me, pick me ♪ this is too much.
(jaeseok moves to the center) (taehyun gets on the table) (my brothers,) (rejoice!) (here comes the climax) that's not how it goes. (they're in a trance) - that's it. / - i love it. - that was so much fun. / - wait.
hyeongyeong, do you know the dance? yes, i do. great. - hyeongyeong's "pick me". / - do we copy her? - that's it. / - is it? some stand in the back. - isn't it like this? / - some stand in the back. (hyeongyeong on center stage) wait, hyeongyeong.
- aren't i good? / - stop the music. it's fun! why did you turn off the music? - i was having fun. / - why are you over there? some of the girls dance in the back. - in a triangle. / - in the background. then one of us should stand here. someone is up here as well. it's a pyramid.
what's this about? the triangle. (every girl's dream) you stand here. - and then... / - i'll appear from here. you should come in from there. - from here? / - auntie. you can dance off the stage. - over here. / - that's too much.
- this is your spot. / - here? - joonyoung. / - do we appear in turn? - joonyoung. / - are you ready? - i'll sort it out for you. / - i don't know the moves. hyeongyeong has to stand on this. - what? / - you're the leader. hyeongyeong is the main dancer. - i wanted to lead. / - she'll lead us. she's the main dancer.
- i'm jealous. / - in the back. you appear from behind the door. keep it closed. open it later. do i open it and jump out later? we'll pop up from both sides. hyeongyeong will start dancing first. - then you come in. / - okay. then you
and you two in the back can join in. okay? what about me? you can stay here. - can you hurry? / - sit down. - you're too tall. / - careful, jongmin. you're in the way. (stay out of shot) jongmin. watch out. be careful.
- hurry up. / - can we begin? we're dying over here. - are you ready? / - yes. - stand by. / - why are we even doing this? - i don't know what to do. / - just sit still. - stay here. / - what are we doing? (auntie myungsoo is excited again) (trying to be cute) that's it. start off alone. you're doing great.
that's it. lovely. (pick me up!) that's it. now come in from the right. come in from the right and left. (the disgusting guy joins in as well) yes, that's it. now all of you in the back, come in. (produced by one night together) that's it.
(♪ pick me, pick me, pick me up ♪) (are you watching this, sejeong?) that's it. great. (this is fun) this is perfect. we pulled it off. well done. that's it. thank you. (it's hard to get over the excitement) well done, myungsoo.
- you did so well. / - what? what did i do? that's all we needed. we had fun with the guys from "two days and one night". i had fun. please, watch "two days and one night". it's a funny and touching show. i will always do my best to make you laugh.
i always say "remember these members." i want us to be remembered. joohyuk left, so now we need a new member. i hope this team lasts long with a new addition. who do you want as the new addition? kim soohyun or lee minho. i hope to stay on the team, so please do understand. i'll do my best. we'll wrap up with the "two days and one night" chant.
we'll see you again next week. - remember. / - these members. - forever. / - forever. ("platonic love" by snuper)
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